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  1. TriStone
    Reminded me of Fight Club. "You take the population of vehicles in the field (A) and multiply it by the probable rate of failure (B), then multiply the result by the average cost of an out-of-court settlement (C). A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one."
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    And yet the character did. Let's move on.
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    I think he meant the logistics of bag gaming, but point taken. I know what he meant, I was being sarcastic. I have nothing else to offer here. ETA: Although since you mentioned it, I can't help but wonder how our chucklefuck BMDs managed to acquire their wealth but can't work out the logistical complexities of the "bag game." They don't know where to start yet the cow-tipping sisterfuckers of Mississippi/Alabama/Louisiana/Georgia have it all figured out?
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    An OL from Wisconsin? Yes motherfucking please!
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    I'd start with OL and DL and go from there.
  6. TriStone
    Nope. Fuck this conference.
  7. TriStone
    Sure they do. I've known people for whom the money was less important than the adulation that comes along with giving generously.
  8. TriStone
    He was consistently great on 30 Rock. I forgive him.
  9. TriStone
    Not by the channel. He crying about mean tweets?
  10. TriStone
    Isn't she working under a contract? If so that thing's gotta expire at some point right? Right?
  11. TriStone
    Makes me wanna move to Korea and get into acting. Probably some decent money in portraying Evil White Guy Number 3 and it doesn't look like actual talent is much of a factor.
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    He's got some picture of a dude in a Texas hoodie that he says is the ref that threw the flag, and to him it's like a still frame from the goddamn Zapruder film that blows the lid off our treachery and shows that the ref was a secret Longhorn fan and looking to cheat poor aggy out of their win.
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    Yes, my friend is both blind and more than a little fucking stupid, but he's a friend since childhood so what can ya do? He looks at that gif and sees not a thing wrong with it. But, there's another gif that used to be floating around that shows another angle of this play that is so crystal clear that even he couldn't miss it. I was hoping one of my fellow Surlyites had it tucked away on a hard drive somewhere.
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    We'll get 'em in the championship game. There should be plenty of film on CW by then.
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    I know I'm bringing up old shit (2011 aggy game), but there's a gif out there of this play from an alternate angle that shows even more clearly that this was a helmet-to-helmet hit. Seems like it's been scrubbed from the internets and this one below is all I can find. I've got an idiot friend who says this was a bogus call and proves we had the refs in our pocket.
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    The best thing about Squid Game was that watching it put AiB in my recommended list. Much better show.
  17. TriStone
    #katfidjokes
  18. TriStone
    Just found this gem of a comment while killing time on SEC Rant. In aggy world, of the four most recent additions to the SEC, we bring the least value to the table.
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    Definitely the wrong time to roll out that particular product.
  21. TriStone
    It was a reason. It was not THE reason. Any thoughts on WHY they weren't nearly as good? Ponder on that question and you'll realize why the move happened.
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    "More money" is a benefit to the move but it wasn't the prime mover. They left because the Worldwide Leader has spent the last decade or so planting it into everyone's brain that the only real college football being played in this country is in the SEC. Every fucking game in that league is like an SEC infomercial. It's constantly being driven home. "SEC size." "SEC speed." That grueling "SEC schedule." The message was received by both the players choosing where they want to play and the media who select the top teams in the country via the polls. We didn't have any choice but to make the move.
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    They didn't move to the SEC for money. They moved because a system has been set up in which anyone outside the SEC has a vastly more difficult path to a championship. ETA: If the game can't be held at the Cotton Bowl, then it should go home/home. Fuck any plan that puts another dollar in that scumbag piece of shit waste of skin cocksucker jerry jones' pocket.
  24. TriStone
    Ass to Mouth
  25. TriStone
    Clown. Either put your money where your mouth is and ask @immamac to change your password or just shut the fuck up. You're more aggy than aggy could ever hope to be.

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