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956 Worldwide

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  1. Total slop for the smooth-brained no matter who is in them.
  2. Yeah, man nothing worse than drinking booze with a lady and then getting laid. Totally against what I stand for. Wait, whut?
  3. Really he should get to be eligible twice. If Obama hadn’t helped Hilary he would have won bigly and been able to accomplish more. So that one didn’t count. And of course Joe stole 2020. So that’s two terms he didn’t get. But the election part we can skip because he already won those, we are just giving the makeup terms he was denied.
  4. No. Categorically no. No one uses the West Wing without going through Susie.
  5. You have to have all the buddies do it too and put them in a fine leather binding.
  6. Trump: I don’t draw pictures. Totally fake. Also Trump: One of the things I most enjoy is drawing pictures and then signing them.
  7. This stuff is extremely stage managed and this Admin, more than perhaps any other, is EXTREMELY cautious about the use of symbols and signaling around the President. DOJ and the FBI have press rooms and places for photo-ops. Nothing is ever done at the White House without the explicit aim to show direct presidential support and direction.
  8. He literally had DC Draino in the West Wing and let Pam Bondi hand out Epstein shit to him there after the election. “He didn’t say it personally” is splitting some extremely fine hairs.
  9. The White House invited a bunch of internet people to come over, then gave them a bunch of binders labeled “Epstein Files Tranche 1” and did a news release.
  10. Begging the “Epstein is an intel op” people to realize that spooks are government bureaucrats and any plan where step one is “make a failed math teacher into one of the wealthiest money managers in NYC” does not make it past the first budget review. It likely gets you a counseling session. Collecting kompromat is a few tens of thousands to hire janky prostitutes and make a grainy video. For the money spent on flying celebrities to kid diddler island, the Mossad or CIA or whatever could have simply downloaded child porn onto every politician’s computer and had some left over to outfit all their agents with poison-dagger shoes.
  11. This is honestly going to make it so much worse for him. Rich CEO having a midlife crisis and birddogging the 26 year old assistant is something you can work through in marriage counseling. Taking the HR lady who is the same age as your wife to see Coldplay will cut so much deeper. It’s simply “I like her a lot more than you” and that can’t be bounced back from.
  12. My guess is that Maxwell told people she was putting together a pervy birthday letter book for Epstein and some flack at DJT org wrote it and he signed it. Maybe he drew the naked lady.
  13. Trump has a favorite musical and it’s “Cats.”
  14. “Donald Trump doesn’t send typed letters” ok let’s see what Google images has out there.
  15. That sketch is giving some strong @THUJONE vibes.
  16. lol only a fucking tech CEO could produce a statement like this.
  17. If the dude raises his hands above his head and shouts “Wooo! Coldplay!” the cam moves on. But you have to be a legit sociopath to be capable of reacting like that in the middle of the “oh shit” moment. People are generally terrible at lying and pretending to do/feel something they aren’t doing or feeling. A handful of people in the world can pull it off up close and with cameras on and they have to rehearse and get paid tons of money.
  18. There have to be better ways of telling the world you’ve never given a woman an orgasm.
  19. Really love this explainer which makes things worse in every way: ”Grok doesn’t have a surname and so when it got asked “what is your surname,” it searched the internet and found a horribly offensive meme and chose that name.” ”Who made the meme?” ”Well, Grok did. But that’s neither here nor there and so let’s move along and explain why it always checks with Elon Musk first before answering a question.”
  20. Trump’s uncle is one of my favorites in the cast of characters that live inside his head doing things, along with the Greek chorus of Big Burly Men with tears in their eyes who call him “sir.” “It was the day I won my fifth club championship. My uncle— brilliant guy, invented the immersion blender— was telling me about when he taught the BTK Killer in his freshman survey class at the Sorbonne. He was really into ropes, that guy, says my uncle. Listen, what if you had to choose. Do you want to get bound, tortured, and killed in Wichita or you can get eaten by a shark. I know I’m going for BTK! I’m not getting near a shark!”
  21. This is Turkmenistan-style governance and it’s going to do generational damage to our country that will take generations to be fully appreciated. Building a regulatory state of mostly boring, competent bureaucrats to oversee things like nuclear power is a towering achievement of Western Civilization. You can’t just walk back four years of asking new hires to explain what their favorite Trump EO is.
  22. Somewhat cold shooting but came up clutch in the 4th. And reaggravated an injury. Time for the Fever to call the season a wash and sit her until/unless they make the playoffs. Let the league live without the golden goose and let her get healthy. A smart league would start from scratch with new refs and get away from the “hockey on a hard court” mentality.
  23. I can’t stop thinking about how many gallons of water were used to make Grok talk about foot jobs. How we have a computer more powerful than all of NASA in 1969 in our hands and we use it to sexually harass animated goth girls. We are itching for an encounter with an enraged Old Testament deity. Zeus was right and Prometheus was the bad guy, the Olympians saw this coming.
  24. It’s time to unplug the universe and plug it back in again.
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