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  1. Welp, I think I’ve now seen the stupidest thing I’ll read today. It’s early yet though.
  2. My bad Charlwin Mao, for thinking you named your ”Little Red Book” after Mao’s “Little Red Book” when it was really named after Stanford and Bain Capital.
  3. Could be in the leopards eating faces thread since Trump has said all along he is allowed to do whatever he wants and doesn’t believe in democracy.
  4. So this bill passed committee 50-0 after legislators got classified briefs. That’s MAGA, centrists, libs, and DSA. The challenge got absolutely wiped out by SCOTUS with not a single justice agreeing with TikTok. But we’re just going to hold off on enforcing the law cause POTUS and some voters don’t like it and want their CCP curated reels. I will repeat that Americans no longer deserve to have a country.
  5. Hell yes, it was ON today. Perfect chili weather. For this one I kept @jimmyjazz’ ratios but played with the blend: anchos, guajillos, puyas, chile de arbol, and a few canned chipotles in adobo. And a can of beer to top off instead of more water. Served with cheddar cheese cornbread. The kids said it’s the best pot I’ve made, I might could use a bit more heat but am content as long as they are slurping down bowls and asking to save some for their thermoses for lunch at school.
  6. Americans have lived for so long with basically no actual predators that at this point we are like flightless birds on some uncontacted island going up to greet the guy with a club.
  7. That’s a 956 original from Imageflip, although I am sure I am not the first one to independently arrive at it.
  8. We are so fucking cooked, Americans don’t deserve their own country anymore.
  9. Biggest story ever in human history. Proof of ET visitation. Coming up in three days. LOL.
  10. Well, for SecDef at least you also need to do push-ups.
  11. Elon scoffs at your ranged weapons, he is trained to kill up close and personal with trench knives and nunchucks, allowing him to wait till the last minute to leave his warm bed with two, even three models who he picked up by sharing his video game scores.
  12. Six hours ago or so on his substack (I saw posted elsewhere). But it’s real.
  13. It’s just amazing how openly this guy shows he’s got a tiny penis. Something to really be ashamed and resentful over, like 8 inches or even less.
  14. Elon lost a bet against Sam Harris, welshed, and then began trashing him online.
  15. My question is here what the fuck was going on before? Were people from Jersey just vehicularly milling about before?
  16. The reason everyone likes ribeyes is all the intramuscular fat. Wagyu has that in spades already so you’re really at some point getting diminishing returns shelling out for prime cuts since nearly all Wagyu steaks have beyond prime ribeye marbling. See above.
  17. Elon trying hard to sell that it’s really him playing video games and being really good at them. He also doesn’t mention that he spends hours shitposting.
  18. Balcones’ best argument for the guy is that he’s “not a proven rapist.”
  19. The SecDef shit is easy. He’ll leverage warfighters’ lethality to engage stakeholders to ensure robust lethality across the warfighting domains. At the same time, he will work with stakeholders to leverage their assets to deliver more lethality to warfighters. All while lethally building warfighting robustness among all stakeholders.
  20. Hesgeth could be the model citizen and and husband but he would be manifestly unqualified for this job. The deadly serious people in Beijing and Moscow are toasting their incredible good fortune, that somehow the “hawks” in America settled on starting a war against their own military. Owning the libs by destroying the armed services.
  21. Robbie Williams is a Brit mega-star for inexplicable reasons cause his songs are really not that great. He is legitimately iconic in Europe playing massive arenas and formerly was like 1 of every three videos on MTV when it played music. His cultural penetration there is on par with maybe someone like Justin Timberlake. But, not for lack of trying, he just could not break through at all in the United States. Americans have no clue who he is unless you’ve been overseas and mystified your European friends by not having a clue about one of the biggest stars in their world. It’s almost a running joke that we don’t care about him. And some genius at Paramount signed off on trying to promote his biopic, where he is played by a CGI ape, in a country that famously has no clue who he is. The movie took in something like one million on opening weekend, it’s a complete fiasco.
  22. I don’t know if I’ll like a Hollywood fiasco more this year. Paramount decides to purchase and distribute “Better Man,” a biopic of Robbie Williams (famously unable to get any traction in the U.S.) where he’s played by a CGI ape and it made 580k on opening night. I just want to have been in the room for this pitch: ”So here’s the film, it’s a biopic about this mega pop star. Only no one in America knows who he is or can name one of his songs. I’m telling you, he’s a complete nobody here. A zero. But it won’t be him in the movie, it will be a chimp. Only maybe it’s all in his head? No one ever mentions it in the movie. It’s not clear, but everyone else in the movie are people and he’s a singing ape. That’s the hook. I’m telling you this will do numbers!”
  23. Just let him rename the Coast Guard back to the Revenue Cutter Service.
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