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  1. Bert Orange
    Bottle of Elmer T Lee at the local grocery store here in Santa Rosa for only $149. I’m gonna hard pass there.
  2. Bert Orange
    Was here Now here Let’s do this bitchez. FIGHT!!!
  3. Bert Orange
    GB, yours bud. Just responded now.
  4. Bert Orange
    We’re back, right? We’re back. Are we back?
  5. Bert Orange
    Posting in this thread. Anyone in Houston with a Tundra that would like a free Bak flip and Bak box - it’s yours
  6. Bert Orange
    Oddly, far less than if you had purchased it new from them and drove it 1,100 miles and tried to sell it back to them. We plebeians, we unwashed masses ruin cars for resale. GMs touch them and they are worth more because of it.
  7. Bert Orange
    I’m ashamed to admit that I am thoroughly enjoying this matchup of homo erectus and an erect homo.
  8. Bert Orange
    Jesus. It’s on a rope.
  9. Bert Orange
    Not quitely
  10. Bert Orange
    Butterfingers all over the place.
  11. Bert Orange
    Free beer tomorrow?
  12. Bert Orange
    That was fun
  13. Bert Orange
    I guess I never appreciated the cannon that fucker had at OU. Has some zip.
  14. Bert Orange
    Sold
  15. Bert Orange
    A soon to be ex-friend scheduled his daughter’s bat mitzvah that weekend and i can’t go. Believe they are in Section 11 or 12. Need to check tonight. Lowest on Stub is $200 each. Asking $725 for all four (and no bullshit fees). PM if interested. In Houston
  16. Bert Orange
    I’m guessing this was already proffered (did not read every page), but let’s flip this on its head a bit and imagine a scenario where the tenant killed the female cop instead. I’m assuming she’d be a martyr? Some fabricated story where she was lawfully responding to a complaint and was mowed down in cold blood? Because based on internet facts, I almost wish she was the one who was shot on entry.
  17. Bert Orange
    Fucking A Dickson.
  18. Bert Orange
    You have small hands or big hands? Slowly please.
  19. Bert Orange
    Astros have scored more runs than all but three teams and have given up fewer runs than anyone. By a pretty significant margin. Feels historically low. All on outstanding pitching. Thats how how you win championships.
  20. Bert Orange
    Oh hai
  21. Bert Orange
    What, you want two?
  22. Bert Orange
    When you consider Machado leads our team in average, HR and RBI, despite having been traded long ago, there is little hope.
  23. Bert Orange
    Yeah, no
  24. Bert Orange
    As a Birds fan first and Stros fan second (sure was a lot easier when my teams were in different leagues), I want to say the one positive to this season is our ability to contribute 4 losses to the Stros to finish the stretch. For the optimists (me), what is your dream WS? Gotta feel like it’s 1a) Cubs and 1b) Cardinals Both would be so much fun.
  25. Bert Orange
    I may still have some pucker given its only been a year, but why does Isaac look so fucking familiar?

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