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Bert Orange

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  1. Is it a pontoon plane?
  2. So Rosemary Beach is going to become Rosemary Lake?
  3. Dearest mother, Today marks the sixth day of the Revolution. We are downtrodden. Our supply of kale and gluten free tacos is exhausted. Our kombucha will soon be gone. Although we have rejected all vaccines in favor of essential oils and raw milk, sickness ravages our camp. We have fought the conservatives with signs, and chants, and songs. Alas, their guns are far more effective. Please send good thoughts and positive vibes. We will need them all, as I fear Empress Ocasio-Cortez is not as skilled a military leader as we had hoped. Love, your beta cisgender son, Topher
  4. As if there is any doubt this side of the Red River
  5. You take their TX/OU tickets and scream “It’s the time of your death and OU STILL SUX!!!”
  6. Still wood
  7. Yep
  8. Bottle of Elmer T Lee at the local grocery store here in Santa Rosa for only $149. I’m gonna hard pass there.
  9. Was here Now here Let’s do this bitchez. FIGHT!!!
  10. GB, yours bud. Just responded now.
  11. We’re back, right? We’re back. Are we back?
  12. Posting in this thread. Anyone in Houston with a Tundra that would like a free Bak flip and Bak box - it’s yours
  13. Oddly, far less than if you had purchased it new from them and drove it 1,100 miles and tried to sell it back to them. We plebeians, we unwashed masses ruin cars for resale. GMs touch them and they are worth more because of it.
  14. I’m ashamed to admit that I am thoroughly enjoying this matchup of homo erectus and an erect homo.
  15. Jesus. It’s on a rope.
  16. Not quitely
  17. Butterfingers all over the place.
  18. Free beer tomorrow?
  19. That was fun
  20. I guess I never appreciated the cannon that fucker had at OU. Has some zip.
  21. A soon to be ex-friend scheduled his daughter’s bat mitzvah that weekend and i can’t go. Believe they are in Section 11 or 12. Need to check tonight. Lowest on Stub is $200 each. Asking $725 for all four (and no bullshit fees). PM if interested. In Houston
  22. I’m guessing this was already proffered (did not read every page), but let’s flip this on its head a bit and imagine a scenario where the tenant killed the female cop instead. I’m assuming she’d be a martyr? Some fabricated story where she was lawfully responding to a complaint and was mowed down in cold blood? Because based on internet facts, I almost wish she was the one who was shot on entry.
  23. Fucking A Dickson.
  24. You have small hands or big hands? Slowly please.
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