Everything posted by Bert Orange
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2025 Big 12 Championship - BYU vs. Texas Tech
This looks like an SEC special ed game
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2025 Big 12 Championship - BYU vs. Texas Tech
Dude just hit the b button three times in a row
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I like how we trash the ACC, but they have more winning teams than the Big 12. And yet the Big 12 could send two reps to the CFP given Tech is a lock for some odd reason.
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
ND may win one game in the playoffs. Against an inept OU offense. With a final score of 9-6. then they will be embarrassed by anybody.
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
I now know how Bama felt last year. Sucks.
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
Maybe quote Sagarin. Where ND is #2…. and Penn State is #14
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
Colley also has Texas ranked behind UNT and Tulane. Like we wouldn’t skullfuck both of them. It’s a worthless “matrix”
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Give it up Gretchen
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
If the ultimate point of the playoffs is to pit the 12 best teams in the country against each other to maximize competition and watchability (recognizing in its current form it’s still imperfect because we have to include automatics that have no business in the playoffs - like the NFL division winners despite their record), for fun let’s look at who might be real contenders in a true bracket. I’ll include the cuspy teams on the bubble (eg Vandy, Texas and Utah) as the “top 12 best teams” to compare head to head records against the “top 12”: tOSU 1-0 Indiana 1-0 Georgia 2-1 Tech 2-0 Oregon 0-1 Miss 1-1 A&M 1-1 OU 1-2 Bama 2-1 ND 0-2 BYU 1-1 Miami 1-0 Texas 3-2 Vandy 0-2 Utah 0-2 Georgia, Tech and Bama could make a run. Those that haven’t played as many top teams are somewhat debatable. And some of these teams have no fucking business being in the mix. I actually think tOSU with their “lackluster” win against us is questionable to win it all and repeat. In short, total wins, and really losses, matter most at the end of the committee selection days
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Or, just have them lose to Pitt.
- ATTN: SHEEPFUCKERS (Week 15 2025)
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
This shouldn’t be about scheduling Ohio St. or Notre Dame. Or whoever the fuck else OOC that we want to see. This should be about a 12 game conference-only schedule to ensure 1) we still see good games 2) the conferences that wish they were competitive get even more irrelevant in the selection process and 3) we see Ohio St soon enough. In the damn playoffs. i sure as fuck would rather see more SEC games than I would watch a cupcake. Both net the same result. One is immensely more fun to watch.
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Bourbon
Fuck yes. Love me Ximenez and Oloroso finished stuff. Also love me a cigar.
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Bourbon
Batch 1 might be a top 3 ever pour for me. Haven’t tried any subsequent batches though.
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Tell me about SMU
This is correct. They hold the tiebreaker against the others.
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
So I did the skillet thighs. Threw some halved small potatoes in with some rosemary. Such a tasty, easy, warming dish.
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
Making this now. Excellent suggestion.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
This thread is a case study on why some people shouldn’t go to law school.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
But but but, we are Texas. We has monies and TV eyeballz. Whaaaaaaaa!!!
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
Here’s irony: because we got our shit pushed in again by Georgia, OU winning actually helped soften the toilet paper.
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Truck Nuts
ZR2. Niiiiice.
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Games I wish we would schedule, solely for the road trip
That’s 34k seats for Longhorn fans. Workable.
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Games I wish we would schedule, solely for the road trip
San Diego State. Because, well, San Diego.
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Truck Nuts
Duuuuude. That literally came out two days ago and I missed it. Killer.