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  1. Bert Orange
    Isn’t this what Flex Seal was made for?
  2. Bert Orange
    Not yet. Boat house coming along though. Hoping to be in the water two weeks I to the summer.
  3. Bert Orange
    I was torn between that and the Maclaren
  4. Bert Orange
    When does it get to the offer of a blowjob? Are we there yet?
  5. Bert Orange
    Ordered my 2019 Ram 1500 this morning. Now I wait....
  6. Bert Orange
    Everyone knows the wings at Twin Peaks are superior.
  7. Bert Orange
    That doesn’t seem fun
  8. Bert Orange
    And I’m going with “Tooned Out” for the new girl. Paint going on tomorrow.
  9. Bert Orange
    Nah. Jet skis are the 3 series of the lake. It’s the obnoxious drivers that give them a bad rap. They’re damn fun when driven responsibly.
  10. Bert Orange
    The Captain and Tooneal Poon Toon Living the Tri Life Just Tooning In
  11. Bert Orange
    Speaking of which, need to name her. Nominations: - National Pontoon's Lakecation - Man on the Toon - Pond Toon - Toon Soon? - Driving Miss Lazy - Hold My Beer
  12. Bert Orange
    I only have a 24’ penis. But it’s a triple prong party penis. I should have opted for larger in retrospect.
  13. Bert Orange
    I am always up for a race. I smoked an eager Merc C63 driver a couple weeks back. I had remove all badging from the Hawk and I’m not sure he new what he was up against.
  14. Bert Orange
    I guess I now resemble that remark. Ouch. Guess I’ll captain her maiden voyage in a wife beater and boxers while smoking 120s
  15. Bert Orange
    IMO Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  16. Bert Orange
    I have Pacts 1-3. Pact 1 was turrible. I almost didn’t buy Pact 2 I hated it so much. But Pact 2 is outstanding. I opened Pact 3 a few weeks back and will revisit today after it has breathed a little. Was not blown away by 3 upon first tasting.
  17. Bert Orange
    Personally I don’t think so. They priced it about $50 high. But it’s a damn fine bourbon. But I’d happily pay $100 (and I paid $150, because it’s the price of admission if you want to try it).
  18. Bert Orange
    Pact 4?
  19. Bert Orange
    That MK is delightful.
  20. Bert Orange
    I think Washington needs to be in the mix too. Yakima has some fiiiiine options at that price point. Sheridan is hard to beat. Drinking the L’Orage ($45 wine club price) now and it’s a 96-97 point cab.
  21. Bert Orange
    That’s a gigantic shit. Must have been the baby stretching.
  22. Bert Orange
    1) hot, dry weather with sustained drought 2) a six flags theme park 3) Miller lite / bud light 4) two good schools 5) Multitude of cheap furniture stores at every exit Maybe I need to take a harder look at SA
  23. Bert Orange
    Did they close the one across from sea World?
  24. Bert Orange
    I’ll clarify so there is no confusion. I am referring to a “median” of <30ft in width (the same width where as posted above, someone has just enough width to fit their car into it and people often leave their ass end out) and a spread of about two cars, where there are no turning lanes, on a divided road. So when both pull in (assuming two car asses are not out infuriating both directions) as the law states, then neither is able to view oncoming traffic and the drivers just get to stare at each other and pray when they pull out that there is no oncoming traffic. Don’t give a shit what the law says. It’s unsafe practice and completely counterintuitive.
  25. Bert Orange
    Two cars turning left in a median. You FUCKING DRIVE PAST EACH OTHER so you can each FUCKING SEE ONCOMING TRAFFIC. it’s like people want to intentionally block your view and have their view obstructed. It’s dangerous and stupid.

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