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Bert Orange

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  1. Ordered my 2019 Ram 1500 this morning. Now I wait....
  2. Everyone knows the wings at Twin Peaks are superior.
  3. That doesn’t seem fun
  4. And I’m going with “Tooned Out” for the new girl. Paint going on tomorrow.
  5. Nah. Jet skis are the 3 series of the lake. It’s the obnoxious drivers that give them a bad rap. They’re damn fun when driven responsibly.
  6. The Captain and Tooneal Poon Toon Living the Tri Life Just Tooning In
  7. Speaking of which, need to name her. Nominations: - National Pontoon's Lakecation - Man on the Toon - Pond Toon - Toon Soon? - Driving Miss Lazy - Hold My Beer
  8. I only have a 24’ penis. But it’s a triple prong party penis. I should have opted for larger in retrospect.
  9. I am always up for a race. I smoked an eager Merc C63 driver a couple weeks back. I had remove all badging from the Hawk and I’m not sure he new what he was up against.
  10. I guess I now resemble that remark. Ouch. Guess I’ll captain her maiden voyage in a wife beater and boxers while smoking 120s
  11. IMO Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  12. I have Pacts 1-3. Pact 1 was turrible. I almost didn’t buy Pact 2 I hated it so much. But Pact 2 is outstanding. I opened Pact 3 a few weeks back and will revisit today after it has breathed a little. Was not blown away by 3 upon first tasting.
  13. Personally I don’t think so. They priced it about $50 high. But it’s a damn fine bourbon. But I’d happily pay $100 (and I paid $150, because it’s the price of admission if you want to try it).
  14. Pact 4?
  15. That MK is delightful.
  16. I think Washington needs to be in the mix too. Yakima has some fiiiiine options at that price point. Sheridan is hard to beat. Drinking the L’Orage ($45 wine club price) now and it’s a 96-97 point cab.
  17. That’s a gigantic shit. Must have been the baby stretching.
  18. 1) hot, dry weather with sustained drought 2) a six flags theme park 3) Miller lite / bud light 4) two good schools 5) Multitude of cheap furniture stores at every exit Maybe I need to take a harder look at SA
  19. Did they close the one across from sea World?
  20. I’ll clarify so there is no confusion. I am referring to a “median” of <30ft in width (the same width where as posted above, someone has just enough width to fit their car into it and people often leave their ass end out) and a spread of about two cars, where there are no turning lanes, on a divided road. So when both pull in (assuming two car asses are not out infuriating both directions) as the law states, then neither is able to view oncoming traffic and the drivers just get to stare at each other and pray when they pull out that there is no oncoming traffic. Don’t give a shit what the law says. It’s unsafe practice and completely counterintuitive.
  21. Two cars turning left in a median. You FUCKING DRIVE PAST EACH OTHER so you can each FUCKING SEE ONCOMING TRAFFIC. it’s like people want to intentionally block your view and have their view obstructed. It’s dangerous and stupid.
  22. Didn’t pick this time, as it wasn’t my affair. We hit up: J. Gregory (tasting over dinner) Ehlers Larkmead (again) Del Dotto (new member, damn me - The Beast got me) Schramsberg (again) Spottswoode
  23. Truth on Sr. Truth.
  24. Bout the only way to clean a carp
  25. People on Country [x] eat rat shit all the time. Your hyperbole is not only misguided, but you’ve now completely deviated from the point I was making. I’m sure you can find someone somewhere doing something. Doesn’t make it a national pastime. If your assertion that mayoketchup is ubiquitous in France and Belgium, as it is in PR, then you are wrong.
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