Pdawg88

People who take selfies. Instantly I know you hate your life.

Mensa

Can’t disagree with you, but he’s a few years before my time. But I can’t argue

As a OU fan, I can’t think of anyone to wear burnt orange that I was more afraid of than Ricky Williams. He was one of the best backs I’ve ever seen. I always pulled for him once he got to the league.

Is it the same in Texas? We were in South Padre last weekend and my 16 year old swore that it was the law that he could drink with me.

I will pack his fucking bags and help him get out of Norman.

He want to sell that Pinto?

They should have to ride under the plane with the luggage. Probably more comfortable for them to be honest

Serious question, does the airline expect someone to sit in the seat where her oxygen tank is? I mean damn! That’s a rough flight. But as was brought up you know she has the good stacks in her purse.

Wheelbarrows

I went through a bunch to find the one that would put up with my shit.

I’ve seen one of those.

Trust me I know it’s odd. I will see a movie that is going to come out and I get all fired up to go watch it but just can’t pull the trigger. I end up going fishing or going in my shop and tinkering with something. I do feel like an idiot when my friends talk about movies I can’t contribute shit. But it is what it is.

No sir, Northwest side of Oklahoma City. I just can’t can’t do it. Don’t get me wrong we watch a couple tv shows, but I just can’t movie.

My wife and I have been together for 20 years. We have never been to the movie theatre, rented a movie, or watched one on tv.

2002 I decide to move to Miami from Oklahoma. My best friend got a job there and told me how good the partying was and that was all I needed to hear. Packed my 1987 Honda Accord and I was off. Get there, find a job as landscaper and realized how bad I hated it. It just wasn’t home to me, I’m an Oklahoma guy (I know you guys hate it but fuck off it’s my home). I decide I’m going back home and have one final throw down, we end up down in South beach drinking and going bananas and end up getting in a fight with two guys. My buddy and I make pretty quick work of them, and the fight gets broken up by none other than Steve-O. My buddy and I our blown away, this guy was one of our idols. We watched his movies before we would go out and do dumb shit. None the less he asked us if we liked to party and grab his nose in a cocaine gesture. Now I’m no bitch and had done wheelbarrows full of the stuff so of course I was willing. Bad idea. We ended up parting with him until about 10:00 the next day and I thought I was going to die. Woke up the next day and realized I had reached the peak of Everest of my partying days and I was done. Haven’t touched drugs since that day. Did take this bad ass picture

That one guy was sleeping very peacefully. Minus the blood pouring out of the back of his head.

If I were single yes. She is just about the right amount of crazy and fucks like a champ

Guessing he does not get a black belt?