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Pdawg88

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  1. In Dallas for a 7vs7 tournament and this asshole. Okie lite plate too
  2. My wife would die if she knew I told this. But I moved back to Oklahoma from Miami in 2003, met her 3 months later and the rest is history as they say. We had been dating for a while and had a small house and things were good. Till they weren’t. We had went out the night before and drank 29 beers and went home and passed out. Wake up the next morning and decide to go eat Mexican food and grab another beer to take the headache away. We polish off the burritos and beers and are heading back to the house when I see my girlfriend gently raise her butt a bit, I knew that was a mistake. She lets a little air waffle go, and I can tell things have went south. She puts her shoes on the dash and kind of just sit there. She has no idea I’m watching. She tries to sneak two fingers around and get a quick sniff when I look down on the two fingers and see a bit of butt mud. I scream “holy shit, you shit your pants”!!! She had a fucking heart attack because of how embarrassed she was. She still gets pissed if I bring the story up, but I laugh in her face just like I did the day she had shit on her fingers.
  3. https://www.flightclub.com/air-max-pre-day-se-sun-club-light-orewood-brown-dm0037-100 but you can also find them on eBay a bit cheaper
  4. Great movie. Still can’t eat chocolate pretzels to this day
  5. If I were a Texas fan I would be rocking these. I own a couple pairs of this shoe and they are very comfortable
  6. Not to interrupt, but we talked about this with our realtor. One thing different in the offers was the asshole wanted a refrigerator. We have an old 1940’s international harvester fridge I’ve had on our back porch. Every trip we go on we buy stickers from skateboard shops, cool restaurants and stuff like that. He wanted it. So that was our out of it became a problem.
  7. The other realtor told us the name of the people, again small town I knew who they were. I have tried to be very nice to him, but he has been nothing but a cunt to me. I tried shaking his hand one day and he wouldn’t do it. So they can both go fuck them selves!
  8. I did. We basically told them if they came up another $10k it was theirs. $4k didn’t do much for me. $14k is a bit different.
  9. Few thousand bucks is still a few thousand bucks don’t get me wrong. But this is Surly and we are are wealthy. And I, nor you would want to fuck his wife.
  10. I’ll play along. We just had a similar kind of odd situation. We are selling our house here in Oklahoma, we live in a small town on the northwest side of Oklahoma City. Houses don’t pop up for sale much, when they do they sell pretty fast. We had 5 acres, 30’x60’ shop, pool, everything a man could want. Problem was my neighbor and I don’t get along at all, he’s a cunt. None the less we list our house on a Friday, by the next Friday we have two offers. One is $1,000 over ask the other is $5,000 over ask. I took the lesser of the two. My reasoning. The one that was higher is best friends with my neighbor who I can’t stand. The way I look at it, fuck him. He’s not going to get to enjoy everything I built. My friends say I’m being an asshole. What say y’all?
  11. For us pussies who can’t watch shit like that go down, what happened?
  12. https://www.instagram.com/p/CnvQECzO0GE/ Guy was a complete maniac at Clemson, got two targeting calls in the playoffs and was busted for steroids. What could go wrong? I approve of the hire!
  13. He didn't start that game, Rattler already put them in the hole so there was no pressure on CW to win. There was a shit ton of pressure. People were chanting for him to come in a game or two before that game. He was going to be the next Baker or Kyler and people couldn’t wait for Spencer Rattler to get the fuck out of town. But I get what you are saying
  14. Owning a Hummer is pretty offensive
  15. This is nunna yo bizness, stop trying to ruin my action.
  16. Gentleman’s bet on 4 touchdowns?
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