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OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys

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  1. If someone told you during the diner scene of Reservoir Dogs that someone was going to die and you'd never see them again, you'd immediately say "Blue."
  2. it's not about room. it's about buoyancy.
  3. i read this book and remember everyone went gaga for it. i didn't love it. it seemed very cliched man porn. i had read maybe three or four clancy books before this, but it was the one that really made me realize he'd left the red october sort of espionage behind and just decided to make money writing stallone-like bits. hope the movie is more enjoyable.
  4. well that's just cuz you're used to elite waco cuisine
  5. this is very very concerning. my bet is an immediate decrease in the quality of grub there.
  6. first real role of the great sean bean too.
  7. they should just do twentieth birthday and you're out. the daycare function of public school is way past done at that time, and ain't nothing your last few years of high school worth knowing any way.
  8. have trouble measuring during furtive movements
  9. i hope they elected whoever figured out how to build a justified-type typewriter in 1836 as president.
  10. i like how we had a town named washington at the time. surprise bitches! never thought we'd declare independence did ya?
  11. Son, only a pimp in a Louisiana whore- house carries pearl-handled revolvers. Those better be ivory.
  12. all are better than Jim Halpert
  13. i feel like the lead in this kingsman have been plenty easy to cast. i'd look for a young keanu kind of guy. like have jon snow or something. he ends up looking dorky both as a hood at the beginning and as a pretty boy in the suit.
  14. four trees coming down today. two were over a power line and the freeze spooked me into doing what I should have done a while back. two more go over the pool, are shitty hackberries anyway, and not interesting in having them collapse while i'm swimming and abbott me.
  15. You're not just telling us what we want to hear? No, sir, no way. 'Cause we just want to hear the truth, that you don't have plans on cutting out your neighbor's heart, eating it, and serving it with potatoes. Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear. Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that? Yes, sir. Okay, then.
  16. that punishment was in no way the husband's idea. yes yes honey. hours and hours of viewing porn makes a man never want to do it again.
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