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mwaadeeb

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  1. I'm actually a little old for Alf [the tv show, perverts], never got it at all, which is why, I guess, thinking of my wife in the least hot thing imaginable was funny. Clearly I fucked up.
  2. My wife likes to wear an Alf costume when I fuck her. Is that weird?
  3. Conner, Majors, Bond, Blue, Williams, Moore, Campbell were all no better than Quinn Ewers last year. That's a reasonable opinion. But it isn't fact any more than your opinion is fact. Calling it one makes you look like a moron or child.
  4. You said he was "one of the worst," over and over again. Do you see the difference?
  5. Great example. This is not truth, nor fact. It's a (highly) contested opinion. Don't you see? He said "as if" that makes it a comment on tone, not fact, making it not anywhere near "overly emotional hyperbole." Don't you see? I suspect you don't see, which sucks for everyone.
  6. You made a knee-jerk reactions to the above posts, dipshit.
  7. People say "like" and "as if" to indicate tone, not fact. You, on the other hand, make declarative statements (calling QE one of the worst players on O two years running, et al). Those are different things. Also, game day is full of emotion. But you continue with that kind of emotion, as evidenced by your knee-jerk diatribes, months later. Again, different things. And yet it appears you are unable to see those differences, therefore people get angry at you, questioning what the hell's going on upstairs.
  8. It's called Vanaprastha in the Vedic tradition, leaving behind the constant striving and going "into the woods" to get deeper. There too you will find cheese and kolaches.
  9. My wife dated Don Henley, was with him when he got up and sang Don Henley Must Die with Mojo Nixon at the Hole in the Wall.
  10. Are you saying Josiah Sharma only has regular ankles?
  11. It may be mostly match-up based, when there's no burner on the other side, to give to the athletes opportunities with their range, and experience.
  12. Quentin Tarantino's favorite doc by one of Longview's finest: SR Bindler
  13. I wonder who on the DL will emerge as a real leader, someone who can be great in a big game.
  14. "As I asked in my Ifs List, however, what if Manning is merely very good? What if he flashes epic upside -- like he did against UTSA, completing passes of 75, 51 and 36 yards and ripping off a 67-yard touchdown run in less than 30 snaps -- but also gets fooled at times, like he did against Louisiana-Monroe (and in cameos against Georgia and Florida)? What if he needs an unproven receiving corps to bail him out and an unproven offensive line to protect him more?" Fair write up. Arch will struggle but if he can scramble for first / touch downs look out. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/45807129/2025-sec-college-football-projections-preview
  15. Something about this reminds me of being in the dome for Ken Caminiti's debut. He was diving around, throwing rockets from 3rd and crushing doubles and home runs. He just did big things. Arch came in last year and threw it long, looking downfield every time (to a fault) but it was really fun to watch.
  16. Cooper splitting time at linebacker should not be overlooked. He may make one hell of a jump. He's a tough motherfucker and I love having tough motherfuckers tote the ball.
  17. Vaughn is a douche. That is all.
  18. This is why you don't understand. Anyone who grew up an Oilers fan, especially in the luv ya blue days, knows the Cowboys are/were a bunch of gaywads with their fancy formations and pre-snap / up down jerk-off Tom Landry discipline bullshit. Didn't he play the coach in "One on One" with Robbie Benson? Carl Mauck 4ever.
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