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Okie State

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  1. These fucking parents. The Dad is completely insane.
  2. I get what you're saying and don't necessarily disagree, but it's shocking how many people are completely financially illiterate. As in can't even begin to comprehend marginal tax brackets, compounding interest, deferred taxes, tax credits vs deductions, etc. I'd imagine they've never even heard the term 'hedge' except maybe in reference to landscaping.
  3. The best is when your kids take them in their lunch only to dump them in the trash when they get home. I would have eaten those you know. About to get their supply cut off.
  4. Good coworkers can make a shit job tolerable. It's almost always a shit job with good coworkers or a good job with shit coworkers. Shit with shit and you gotta get out. Good with good is like winning the lottery.
  5. It's really the only thing that can fix this.
  6. I can't wait to see my first Trump phone in the wild. I can already picture the owner.
  7. Par for the course that people are stupid enough to think this is a solution to anything.
  8. I don't think about any of those things ever. Because why the fuck would I?
  9. I've seen several posts using the compassion or empathy talking point as a reason all of our problems exist. It's being used as a rallying cry to repeal the 19th Amendment because women are to blame for voting in politicians who care about people I guess. I have a hard time following the logic because I'm not a piece of shit, but I'm seeing it more and more. I think the idea is that if women don't vote then the Democratic party will cease to exist and we'll all be living in a Conservative Utopia.
  10. Specifically, white men.
  11. The Boomers in my life are by far the most wasteful. Consume, consume, consume. Fuck everyone else. Young parents letting their kids raise hell and trash the table and floor at restaurants makes me ragey. Guarantee they leave a shit tip too.
  12. Are you fat? Do you wear your pajamas in public? Do you like to spend money on anything and everything branded with a cartoon beaver? If so, it's the place for you. As others have said, the bathrooms are clean and move quickly. I stop to grab a drink and snacks on a road trip, but to call it a destination is...well...it's something.
  13. Fuck. This crossed my mind when I paid for parking at a downtown event last weekend. How the fuck do I know if the random guy taking my card is legit. I didn't even get a receipt or ticket. Guess I'll watch for charges.
  14. I know people who believe this.
  15. Man, fuck this guy.
  16. Oh, sure. And then he spent billions on a pointless war, billions on tax breaks for the rich, and hundreds of millions on a ballroom.
  17. The recurring theme that caught my eye was 'I hoped he learned his lesson'. Ahh, so you don't know what a narcissist is. Got it.
  18. I guess, but also I can't comprehend why any branding was needed. The guy is unfit to hold the office in every measurable category. None of these people saying they didn't like Kamala can even articulate a single reason why. They were voting for Trump regardless and for them to say otherwise now that we are completely fucked is complete horseshit trying to save face and relieve some guilt from their shoulders.
  19. I mentioned years ago that the constant lying was too much for me and got a 'He doesn't lie. When did he lie?' I think we're done with this conversation.
  20. Oh, maybe not. Guess we're still going to roll with this.
  21. Good to see we're done with that bullshit lie that this would be paid for by private donations. Glad we cleared that up.
  22. Parking garages. How do they work?
  23. I just hope the next admin isn't too chickenshit to undo all these 'renovations'. Not sure how you fix the ballroom. I'm on board with leveling it.
  24. My guess is the Biden renovation of the reflecting pool was going to be replacing the stone with new stone which is why it was much more expensive than a moron having it power washed and painted blue.
  25. The percentage thing pisses me off so much because what the fuck does 100% even represent if you're going to say you can reduce something by more than that? Fuck.
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