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Okie State

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Everything posted by Okie State

  1. Sitting in the bottom right drinking a beer right now.
  2. If gas gets to $1.98 we're in a full on recession.
  3. Imagine living in Houston and eating at a fucking Applebee's. Absurd.
  4. Turns out you miss out on lots of good food when you're afraid of certain words.
  5. I remember one day I was over at my Dad's house and we just finished lunch. He asked where we ate and my kids said 'Halal Guys!'. My Dad gave them a weird look and I just shook my head and changed the subject.
  6. I guess we'll all be rich when there's nothing for us to buy.
  7. Fantasyland made up on the internet.
  8. Another day in Trumpland. Completely normal stuff.
  9. Haha that's basically the only three things anyone could come up with on a Reddit thread I saw the other day. Quite the first 100 days. But of course they are accomplishing all of the insane things they actually wanted to do. They're just not going to list them out for the dumb dumbs to see
  10. This is sadly true. Pathetic.
  11. Wonder what my anti-authority brother thinks about this now that he's turned into a Trumpkin. Quite the predicament. Thanks for the full on police state you absolute morons.
  12. Hahaha fuck you Brandon you dumb bastard.
  13. Got my backyard sprinklers working for the first time since I moved into our current house. Feels good man.
  14. Allies!? Hey fuckhead we have no allies anymore!
  15. It's insane how the title of basically every one of these EO's is the exact opposite of what they're actually doing. It's like some kind of test to see how stupid people are. The answer is very stupid.
  16. I'm not saying people wouldn't do it. I just can't comprehend the stupidity involved.
  17. Imagine how stupid and financially illiterate you would have to be to even let a $5K incentive come into consideration when deciding to have a kid.
  18. I'd drive the shit out of that.
  19. And yet I'm the one, according to my family, who needs to grow up for calling this guy a traitor. Yep.
  20. That logic is...something.
  21. Small government at work.
  22. Well, yeah, but this is already happening in a bunch of other places. Insurance is going to force a lot of people out of their homes.
  23. Good for Rory. That was nice to watch.
  24. I had a Blaupunkt and a Sony Xplod. I thought I was hot shit.
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