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    Really hoped this fool would go to Alabama. I guess those slack-jawed yokels are smarter than I give them credit for... Slightly
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    He's a 3* without the last name... Oh wait... Helobious bias
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    That's a fiddle bah gawd
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    Both parents are identical twin sets. So biologically, they are brothers. Legally, they are Cousins.
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    I clicked the image from my phone. It's a link. Zoomed in just fine
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    What about Kingwood?
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    You guys don't like ketch and OB? (/s for the slow ones)
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    Jake Majors fits in a Lambo? Holy fuck. FIFY.
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    Remember When one of these threads went Chasin' That Neon Rainbow down a Little Bitty detour of Alan Jackson songs? For a brief moment I thought I'd Gone Country.... A good ol' Country Boy. Between The Devil And Me, I was taking a stroll at Midnight In Montgomery. I thought to myself, "It's 5 o'clock Somewhere" and Wanted to Pop A Top. But, Here In The Real World, we should try to keep the thread on track.
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    We gonna drag the moon behind the spaceship or just stop by to collect the dust?
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    I remember going to the zoo as a kid and trying to feed the pellets they sold in the gumball machine to only the blue-footed boobies. I guess you could say I've been a boob guy from way back.
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    While I'm quite sure you meant "without Gerry" your statement is still correct.
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    This is the only acceptable response to jett bush comments.
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    Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but he's not ranked yet. He's a self-declared 5* and best RB in the nation. Nothing wrong with the confidence and maybe he'll be right. Kid looks good
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    2 3 4 1
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    I learned something today
  20. Mr. Mojo Risin'
    This article should have been much shorter. A simple "no" would have sufficed.
  21. Mr. Mojo Risin'
    Chuckles: "Yes I do." Deej: "Ok, what is it?" Chuckles: "University of, Texas. Zipcode 5128693312" Chuckles: "Nailed it!"
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    ¼" per 5lbs is the general rule
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    The Elk digging deep into his roladex
  24. Mr. Mojo Risin'
    This thread reminds me of a corny joke from my childhood: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
  25. Mr. Mojo Risin'
    I'm gonna kale all of you salad tossers

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