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Mr. Mojo Risin'

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    Pass
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    I used to work with this chick who's 3 year old nephew was always running around the restaurant. He's a 6'2" quarterback for the KC Chiefs.
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    Pffft... That's a two bite appetizer. Maybe for a couple seconds, so I guess you are technically correct.
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    No structural components involved, I hope
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    But they could come up with $2.5M a year. That would be over $10M a year until 2031
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    Don't worry I had a couple drinks last night too
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    I find that word very offensive. You could have chosen a much more suitable replacement. TexumAgs is my suggestion. Loochi's losers would also be acceptable
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    You know he's special needs, right?
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    C'mon man. Making it hard for the rest of us talking shit about the sheep fuckers if you'd rather bag the fish over that chick. 🤣
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    I guess he wore leggings and a turtleneck year-round until this was, um, painted?
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    That's why it's so important they keep jumbo around a few more years.
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    No idea
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    ...Czechs to see if there is enough Greece to make kolaches. Nope. Guess I'll need to get Samoa. I think I need more Chile too. I'll see myself out
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    That's cool. Maybe Elon will hand out cybertrucks. It would be good press, at least
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    https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxqqY8BpC_H/?igshid=NjIwNzIyMDk2Mg== Not really sure where this belongs, but it's pretty funny
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    Xanax
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    Shorter rollercoaster this year

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