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Mr. Mojo Risin'

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  1. Haynes King looks good this year
  2. Brooke Burns on the Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn. It came on after Letterman back in the day. She's from Dallas
  3. I used to work with this chick who's 3 year old nephew was always running around the restaurant. He's a 6'2" quarterback for the KC Chiefs.
  4. Pffft... That's a two bite appetizer. Maybe for a couple seconds, so I guess you are technically correct.
  5. No structural components involved, I hope
  6. But they could come up with $2.5M a year. That would be over $10M a year until 2031
  7. Don't worry I had a couple drinks last night too
  8. I find that word very offensive. You could have chosen a much more suitable replacement. TexumAgs is my suggestion. Loochi's losers would also be acceptable
  9. You know he's special needs, right?
  10. C'mon man. Making it hard for the rest of us talking shit about the sheep fuckers if you'd rather bag the fish over that chick. 🤣
  11. I guess he wore leggings and a turtleneck year-round until this was, um, painted?
  12. That's why it's so important they keep jumbo around a few more years.
  13. ...Czechs to see if there is enough Greece to make kolaches. Nope. Guess I'll need to get Samoa. I think I need more Chile too. I'll see myself out
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