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    According to the webz she had a baby 9 months ago.
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    I was just wondering that.
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    Indiana Jones and the Ford Tempo of Zoom
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    I'm still pissed the all-woman flyover wasn't 100% minority trans-women.
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    It took her a while to loosen the others so she can get an entire new set.
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    I've mentioned this before - either here or they old site - but I've had my wife call me at least 6+ times to tell me she couldn't get the key to turn. Each time I told her, "Put your hand on top of the wheel. Now turn it whichever direction it'll go. Now turn the key while you move the wheel back and forth." Have happened in a few years so maybe she actually remembers now.
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    I hope so. I haven't had time to dig into my 77 Spider since I got it home but I'm going to be pretty much overhauling everything. I'm not a mechanic but I'm a poor and am pretty good at DIY and have done a lot of work on my own cars - often with sage advice from a good friend who IS a mechanic by profession. When I ask him about the difficulty level on certain things, he tells me, "If you were able to change the starter on an 07 Civic in a Walmart parking lot, then you can do that with little problem."
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    Tommy is at the zoo with his parents and they eventually get to the elephant exhibit. "Mom?" Tommy asks. "What's that thing hanging down on the elephant?" Mom replies, "That's the elephant's trunk." Tommy: "No, that thing hanging down in the back." Mom: "That's the elephant's tail." Tommy: "No, that big, long thing hanging down underneath right in front of his back legs." Mom: "Oh, uh, that...that's nothing." Tommy isn't satisfied with her answer so he goes over to ask his dad. Tommy: "Dad, what's that thing hanging down on the elephant?" Dad: "That's the elephant's trunk." Tommy: "No, that thing hanging down in the back." Dad: "That's the elephant's tail." Tommy: "No, that big, long thing hanging down underneath right in front of his back legs." Dad: "Oh, that? That's the elephant's penis." Tommy looked confused. "When I asked Mom she said it was nothing." Dad broke into a grin and said, "Well, son, I've spoiled that woman..."
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    Fixed
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    I had to look to see if I wrote this. My 7-yr-old was doing the same thing, but watching YouTube while I helped my 5-yr-old. I tried to lock YouTube but since it was a school-issued iPad I didn't have admin access. He got in big trouble one day because he figured out you could change your name in the chat and changed it to his teacher's name and was telling the other kids to do stuff.
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    My mom always said she had it put in their vows that she didn't pump gas. My dad always took her car to fill it up whenever it got below a half-tank. Dad passed a couple years ago. Now she has one of my nieces or nephews take it for gas if it gets below half.
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    NFL Playoffs

    Modessit replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Football

    Has Tony Dungy said "My Precious!" yet?
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    You never drive it but it's out of gas. Hmm. Where could she be going in a vehicle she doesn't normally drive?
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    I agree that she fucked up either way, but in one scenario you just have an issue with the wife. In the other scenario, you have an issue with the wife AND the neighbor.
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    I was just saying, thousands of sports writers now need a new headline
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    Did you actually see the text on her phone or is that what she said she sent? Wouldn't surprise me if she actually sent it, but then told you she didn't to try to appear less bitchy.
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    Mine is gas.
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    It was Gil Gerard.
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    Dammit. You just made me go check. He died in 2018. Movie (The Nice Guys) was released in 2016. So he COULD have made a caneo. BUT... He's not listed on IMDB as being in it and I can find no reference to him in it. Makes me wonder if she saw Hal Dion and got mistaken. Edit: Now she's scrolling back through the movie to find him so I can check.
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    This just happened. Wife: (watching a movie) Hey, what's the name of that Spider-Man guy? Me: Tobey McGuire? Andrew Garfield? Tom Holland? Wife: No, the old Stan Lee guy. Me: Stan Lee? Wife: Yes! What's his name? Me: Uh...Stan Lee. (10 second pause) Wife: Oh! Well, he has a cameo in this movie.
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    A lot of little kids can start out lefties or use both equally and switch to righties by the time they turn 2. After 2 it usually sticks to what it's going to be for life. My son stayed a lefty. My daughter is a righty.. Both mom and dad are righty.
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    Meh. #1 ‐ Texas vs USC #2 ‐ Boise St vs OU. #3 ‐ ?
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    Wouldn't want to be a couch in Columbus tonight.
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