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  1. Modessit
    How many turnovers from slipping when trying to cut? 6? 8?
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    We've been slipping a lot
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    Terrible fucking possession to end. Gotta take a decent shot even if it's long.
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    What a fucking shot
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    I'm not sure he touched it at all. Ball rotation never changes
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    As a former Midwesterner - fuck no. No corn. No bell pepper. No cheese. Beans, yes, but dark red kidney beans only. Stewed tomatoes is the only other non-beef item besides the chili powder.
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    Breaking the quadruple-team! 1 vs 4 doesn't seem fair. They should get more people on the other team. BTW - she doesn't like Taylor Swift by chance?
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    Shit My Kid Says

    Modessit replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz

    In a restaurant. 6yo daughter keeps getting out of her chair and walking around. Wife: You have 3 seconds to sit down or I'm taking you outside. Daughter: Oh yeah? Well, you have 3 seconds to stand up! (As my wife was dragging her towards the door) Daughter: I WAS GOING TO SIT DOWN! MAMA! I WAS GOING TO SIT DOWN! I might have to get started on making a new daughter tonight.
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    I was telling people watching with me that they needed to stick on Scheierman and keep him missing. Was worried if he finally got one then he'd start making more. I was right.
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    There was a time when you knew playing a top-10 team meant a loss, no matter what we were ranked. Glad that's in the past. Also, one of my cousins is Assistant Dean of Creighton's Graduate School and is a big fan but she doesn't talk shit win or lose. I'm sure she's disappointed but will be magnanimous in her comments. Unlike other cousins who are Nebraska football fans and talk enough shit to get an honorary degree from aggy.
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    I don't have Venmo and let my PayPal go dead, so just donate mine to BurntEndz. Thanks.
  12. Modessit
    With aggy engineering the way it is, their stadium may collapse before then.
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    Must be a post missing somewhere - or an edit - because I don't get it. Or I'm blind.
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    Wife lets the kids stay up late every single night for the past week - "They're on vacation!" - and then wonders why they were still awake at 11p last night on a school night.
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    Why would we want to marry animals?
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    Wait. So they went with horizontal stripes for the crowd? Don't they know horizontal stripes make them look fat(ter)?
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    "From the inside we can't explain it. From the outside you can't understand it."
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    3 people were of the Prop by 1 yd. Rudy Rudabega(sp?) was first (178) barely over markstanco (180). There was another 180 later but I forget who.
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    A coach with a better overall record and better conference record this year than Jimbo - fired for poor performance.
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    They showed several crowd shots, but it was always close ups of small groups of 5 or 6. But then they'd show the announcers in the booth or the sideline reporter and you'd see the empty stands behind them.
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    Same, except 3 years trying including 8 IUI attempts and two pregnancies that didn't get past 4 weeks before one finally stuck and we got the boy (who just turned 9 last week). Spent over $5k on treatments for that kid. Had some ovulation test strips left over and decided to try the "free" method again when he was 18 months. Got pregnant on the first try and daughter will turn 7 in Feb. 2 years 3 month separation which is about perfect, I think. 2 grades apart in school, and they play and fight together often.
  22. Modessit
    Texas 45 Baylor 17 Bijan's total yards - 189
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    Oh, there were definitely 90k fans at the stadium today. It's just that 85k of them were outside trying to get a refund on next year's season tickets.
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    He should have had sleeves on.
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    Texas 28 Kansas 17 Punting - 287

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