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Modessit

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  1. At the Austin Rodeo so the kids can enjoy the carnival. They have a photo-op area with the Rodeo Austin 2023 logo and a Longhorn in a corral behind it. Lots of folks in maroon posing with the horns down and grinning about it. I was tempted to ask one group of younger guys, "Can y'all do that stupid thing again? I know a place online where we can post pictures of idiots and I didn't get a chance to get your photo."
  2. What shop are you using and what did they quote you? My Spider is similar in size and I'm looking at options.
  3. This is where you fucked up. You tell her to figure out what she wants, and then you go find the best deal on it.
  4. *Whose
  5. Is that where Marty Robbins grew up? Looks like every house I deliver to. You can tell the people who never use their front doors.
  6. Tell me you weren't in the military in Biloxi, Mississippi having to march thru a rainstorm just before a hurricane was supposed to make landfall without telling me you weren't in the military in Biloxi, Mississippi having to march thru a rainstorm just before a hurricane was supposed to make landfall. You could taste the salt in the water as it ran down your face. Besides, if God supposedly created the Earth, water, animals, etc, and could make it rain enough in 40 days and nights to flood the entire earth, you don't think he could make it rain salt water?
  7. His wife or the car?
  8. Notice they referred to it as six "Texases". Not six "Floridas". Or six "Alabamas". Or even six "aggy". They acknowledge we're Top Dog even when they try to put us down.
  9. Could've just had everyone log into Spotify for 25 minutes.
  10. My kid walked in and saw this, then said, "Why does this look like Among Us?"
  11. According to the webz she had a baby 9 months ago.
  12. I was just wondering that.
  13. Indiana Jones and the Ford Tempo of Zoom
  14. I'm still pissed the all-woman flyover wasn't 100% minority trans-women.
  15. It took her a while to loosen the others so she can get an entire new set.
  16. I've mentioned this before - either here or they old site - but I've had my wife call me at least 6+ times to tell me she couldn't get the key to turn. Each time I told her, "Put your hand on top of the wheel. Now turn it whichever direction it'll go. Now turn the key while you move the wheel back and forth." Have happened in a few years so maybe she actually remembers now.
  17. I hope so. I haven't had time to dig into my 77 Spider since I got it home but I'm going to be pretty much overhauling everything. I'm not a mechanic but I'm a poor and am pretty good at DIY and have done a lot of work on my own cars - often with sage advice from a good friend who IS a mechanic by profession. When I ask him about the difficulty level on certain things, he tells me, "If you were able to change the starter on an 07 Civic in a Walmart parking lot, then you can do that with little problem."
  18. Tommy is at the zoo with his parents and they eventually get to the elephant exhibit. "Mom?" Tommy asks. "What's that thing hanging down on the elephant?" Mom replies, "That's the elephant's trunk." Tommy: "No, that thing hanging down in the back." Mom: "That's the elephant's tail." Tommy: "No, that big, long thing hanging down underneath right in front of his back legs." Mom: "Oh, uh, that...that's nothing." Tommy isn't satisfied with her answer so he goes over to ask his dad. Tommy: "Dad, what's that thing hanging down on the elephant?" Dad: "That's the elephant's trunk." Tommy: "No, that thing hanging down in the back." Dad: "That's the elephant's tail." Tommy: "No, that big, long thing hanging down underneath right in front of his back legs." Dad: "Oh, that? That's the elephant's penis." Tommy looked confused. "When I asked Mom she said it was nothing." Dad broke into a grin and said, "Well, son, I've spoiled that woman..."
  19. Fixed
  20. I had to look to see if I wrote this. My 7-yr-old was doing the same thing, but watching YouTube while I helped my 5-yr-old. I tried to lock YouTube but since it was a school-issued iPad I didn't have admin access. He got in big trouble one day because he figured out you could change your name in the chat and changed it to his teacher's name and was telling the other kids to do stuff.
  21. My mom always said she had it put in their vows that she didn't pump gas. My dad always took her car to fill it up whenever it got below a half-tank. Dad passed a couple years ago. Now she has one of my nieces or nephews take it for gas if it gets below half.
  22. Has Tony Dungy said "My Precious!" yet?
  23. You never drive it but it's out of gas. Hmm. Where could she be going in a vehicle she doesn't normally drive?
  24. I agree that she fucked up either way, but in one scenario you just have an issue with the wife. In the other scenario, you have an issue with the wife AND the neighbor.
  25. I was just saying, thousands of sports writers now need a new headline
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