Modessit

Pretty sure we did it again in the 2nd half of that game.

Tech isn't scoring 32 pts. And I doubt we score 38 or less.

Pretty sure if they're in the ladies restroom, then they're not hung.

I'm sure this was posted somewhere, but not here. Kewok was smacked in the face during a post-game celebration. Can't tell if the guy did it intentionally or was trying to get a high-five and Kewok was moving on and the high-five just missed and hit his face. I don't think the guy could even see Kewok at that point.

Texas 44 Tech 13 Prop: 277 I actually drove through (or around) Lubbock for the first time in August. Looked like an out-of-the-way San Marcos wannabe. The airport seemed to be half full with Amazon, FedEx, UPS, etc. Story time: I never had hate for our little prairie bro - certainly not like the meths up north or the klan-on-the-Brazos. Back in the 90s I was dating a gal whose aunt worked for NBC as a marketing VP. She gave us 4 tickets to the '95 Cotton Bowl. They were nosebleeds but who cares. Tech won the 5-way tiebreaker to get the invite. We didn't give a shit about Tech but figured we could rustle up some red t-shirts and go to the game. Outside the stadium, some scalper made a deal to swap all 4 tickets for 2 lower 25-yd-line tickets - on the visitor's side. We didn't care and made the deal. Of course, Tech got blown out. By half-time, we might have been the only red in the stadium. Some Trojan fans wanted to talk shit until we told them we weren't Tech fans and didn't care. Went back to the hotel and got drunk, then laid. When she got drunk, she only wanted pooper, so I had that going for me, which was nice. That's the only time I've seen Tech play football. I wasn't impressed then and I'm not impressed now.

So nobody asked about the post-game handshake? Seems like something some of our tabloid reporters would ask. And did anyone ask if Ewers was a possible to play if Card had gotten hurt?

Re: post-game handshake The video I saw seems to show Traylor explaining something or complaining about something to Sark with Sark saying "I understand" multiple times with a serious face. Not sure if Sark said something first because I didn't see that. Someone at the game posted that Sark lit into the officials pretty hard right afterwards so I'm wondering if Traylor (or Sark) was upset about a non-call and Sark went to the officials afterward to "discuss" it. Otherwise: Did one of our lame media (FCB, Bowels, Ed "too old" Clements) ask in the post-game presser about Ewers being in pads?

Traylor: "We should have AC in our locker rooms!" Sark: "Tough."

Let RoJo take the knee

So - can we say we made halftime adjustments? Despite the score, it didn't seem like we spanked them in the 2nd half. Or did we?

I thought he was congratulating Ehlinger on making the 53.

Why you friends with @chainsaw ?

Card: The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

"Personal Foul. Defense. Player wearing a jersey that says 'Texas'. 15-yd penalty. 1st down."

Time for another false start

Is it DO's fault that he's taller than the QB?

DO feasting

Would you say it might be an 11-pt swing?

I'm looking this 2-back formation with BR and RJ on either side of Card. Defense doesn't know who is going to burn them. Nice pas to Whitt

Looked lateral

Bijan - he gone

Watts was lucky to not get the DPI

Watts got lucky

She's good with play-action but doesn't seem to have much use for a tight end.

Don't play for the tie