Modessit

Sark needs to tell Arch to aim at their knees.

On ppv again?

Saban: "He doesn't do either one so he gets his ass knocked off."

Fucking BG kicker

Anything 5-20 yds seems to be overthrown. Edit: and again with the tip-pick

I know I predicted they'd score 3, but I wanted the shutout.

@Nicole44 should be posting a pic with Gunnar Helm any minute.

Not sure why Blue didn't have his hands up. Did he not see it? Looked close enough to make an effort or get a PI.

No fear

Looks like it hit the ground. Might be coming back. Gotta get up and hike it faster than that.

I was about to break something if that PI flag didn't come.

Horse collar

Arch has issues hitting the checkdowns. Seems to overthrow or completely miss them.

Block in the back on the return?

Too bad he fell down. That was 6.

Booty going to get demoted to Lieutenant after this game.

Like most young backup QBs, he's more comfortable with specific receivers and tends to lock in on them instead of looking around. Noticed it earlier before the INT.

13:01 2 & 14 pass to left side for 16 yds for first down

1 and 20 blue havoc left side for 6 yds

That's like the 3rd time this year I've seen Blue go the opposite direction of the hand-off/fake.

Was hoping Tenn would be up 30-0 by the time I had to switch over...

My wife is 45 and an elementary school teacher. While driving today: Wife: I wonder how much they get paid. Me: Who? Wife: The people who fly those jets that make the clouds. Me: Airline pilots? Wife: No the ones that fly the jets. Me: You mean like Southwest Airlines. Wife: No, the jets. Me: Commercial airlines ARE jets. They have jet engines. Wife: I thought they were airplanes. Me: They're all airplanes. If they have jet engines, they are jets. If they have propellers, then they are Prop planes. Wife: Anyway, I'm talking about those jets that fly way up in the sky and make those cloud lines. Me: Those are called contrails. And commercial airlines routinely fly that high. Wife: I figured it was just a Navy jet or something making the clouds. Me: Wait, you think that there is a Navy pilot who's only job is to fly around and make clouds in the sky when there aren't any? Wife: Yeah. Me: Guess what I'm posting on my football forum? Wife: Wait... NO! NO!

Fucking Hulu feed just cut to VaTech/Rutgers intro. Game hasn't even started yet

Forgot they're was a prop: Total yards: 411. Don't think he'll run much.

ULM - 3 Texas - 59 Sark doesn't like going 60+