My wife is 45 and an elementary school teacher. While driving today: Wife: I wonder how much they get paid. Me: Who? Wife: The people who fly those jets that make the clouds. Me: Airline pilots? Wife: No the ones that fly the jets. Me: You mean like Southwest Airlines. Wife: No, the jets. Me: Commercial airlines ARE jets. They have jet engines. Wife: I thought they were airplanes. Me: They're all airplanes. If they have jet engines, they are jets. If they have propellers, then they are Prop planes. Wife: Anyway, I'm talking about those jets that fly way up in the sky and make those cloud lines. Me: Those are called contrails. And commercial airlines routinely fly that high. Wife: I figured it was just a Navy jet or something making the clouds. Me: Wait, you think that there is a Navy pilot who's only job is to fly around and make clouds in the sky when there aren't any? Wife: Yeah. Me: Guess what I'm posting on my football forum? Wife: Wait... NO! NO!