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    I'll contend that it you have time to doctor up grits enough to make them even remotely good you probably had time to whip up some hash browns and you're a regard if you think grits are better than hash browns.
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    Guy's just making sure Ryan switched over to 0W-20 in preparation for the colder temps up there in cold-as-fuck-land. Honestly, this belongs in the Good Sportsmanship category.
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    Yes you do.
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    I genuinely don't understand how anyone can memorize that jumble of shit and sing it and it actually sound pleasant but damn it he did it.
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    "Maybe she deserved it." - Sean Connery
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    Knew a guy in college that could absolutely kill that song at karaoke. It was impressive.
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    Yeah, he gone.
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    Ahem...SEC.
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    Ball game?
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    LSU clearly didn't want to be there. -SEC
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    Sir, i think you have the confusion. There is no offense allowed in the Big 10. Only defense.
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    Let's go Blue! Please send these motherfuckers back to their two bedroom apartments so they can commence burning their one and only couch.
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    Jesus Christ. Derka and Goo just taking all the L's. No shame amongst regards so they'll be back. Book it.
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    No.
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    OSU fans posting game day threads on a Texas board a week in advance...tell me your own kind hates you without actually telling me your own kind hates you.
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    I'd love to see Surly sponsor a biannual boxing event where posters can work out their grievances in the squared circle and walk away as friends and all the bystanders can sit around drinking beer and laughing at the ineptitude of the combatants. I'd pay tree fiddy to watch that.
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    Holy shit

    ElChupacabra replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Football

    Is the curse broken now?
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    She's into Ford's? Yeah, definitely don't want her. All yours, amigo.
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    Yeah, we are. We not not have the most talented demons but by God not one damn team will out work our demons. Cardio, bitches. Take a lap!
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    Doesn't seem like anything special.
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    Your vaginal excretions fucking stink. Please take your bitchass somewhere else.
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    I, too, am predicting that a team will win.
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    To be fair, the Tell Me About Texas A&M thread is scaring the shit out of a thousand pages...granted 90% of it is just dragging aggy through the mud for all their dipshittery but still. It's a two way street for sure.
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    Fans of every team in the country have reveled in Texas' sorrow over the last decade. The whole "Texas is back" shit, losing to Kansas, etc. Then, when Texas has been decent, they want to buddy up and tell you how good things are looking for Texas and so on and so forth. All the while, they've got the dagger up the sleeve ready to plunge it into Texas' back at the first sign of shit trending down. There are no friends in competition. They'd all laugh and smile and joke about the play if it happened the other way around. Again, fuck em.

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