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ElChupacabra

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  1. Iowa State fans can cry and bitch and moan all they want. At the end of the day, their dipshit QB threw an interception in the fucking endzone with three defenders between him and his receiver. He's trash. They're lucky the game was even as close as it was. If our two special teams guys don't Moe and Curly the blocked punt then it's a scoop and score right out of the gate. Multiple missed passes that likely set up Texas for another couple TD's and before you know it Texas is running away with it. Shit didn't shake out like that so it is what it is but ISU fans (and any other pussy ass fans) acting like Texas was somehow gifted a win from the refs are just completely fucking regarded. I won't even get into the fact that there were about a half dozen plays where PI should've been called on ISU and it wasn't. Worthy could tell you all about them because they couldn't stop the kid without cheating him. So fuck em.
  2. 4-1 Defense isn't looking amazing but they're also not getting gashed for huge plays multiple times per game either. That's improvement from last year. I won't claim to understand any of PK's system but, in general, I think he's just trying to tread water and keep everything in front of him at this point. Last year he drowned. Offense looked meh in this game but has shown flashes of greatness. If they can operate somewhere in the middle with consistency they can score enough points to beat anyone in the conference. Special teams has shown improvement overall. It appears that the glaring issues that previous teams have exposed have been addressed and hopefully that will continue over the course of the season. It wasn't pretty but a win is a win and, in college football, that's a reason to celebrate. Especially if you're a Longhorn fan. The past decade has been rough. Some bright spots here and there but never any really obvious improvement from one season to the next except maybe the Sam years. Even those years were trying with an abundance of injuries, attrition, players not being developed, and cancers in the locker room. Overall, I'm gruntled. We've won games this season that previous teams would've lost. Lose big, lose small, win small, win big. We're on step three, bitches. We probably don't see step four this season but another year of the system, another year of growth and development for the current players, and another batch of young guys coming in shortly and we're on our way.
  3. Fuck ou.
  4. If anyone needs a good laugh just take five and read some of the comments on this tweet. "I'll be genuinely surprised if BV doesn't have a statue outside the stadium by the time all this is over" has to be my favorite.
  5. Take it to the parking lot
  6. What a trainwreck. I can't look away.
  7. Milroe trying to Johnny Utah this shit.
  8. Fuck OU. Crickets chirping all the way back to the trailer park.
  9. Jameis Winston that shit. Stuff all that shit down your pants and run to the car. Enjoy your meal at home while you enjoy Dahmer.
  10. UT BMD's already making wire transfers to money whip Sonny Dykes to Austin. New UT football slogan: It's Always Sonny In Austin
  11. No shit. It's an immediate house cleaning from the janitor to the OC. No room for Brutus's ilk.
  12. They sabotaged their own team and season just to get rid of the coach? Personally, I don't see how that could ever backfire on them. Not a single chance that happens.
  13. Fuck yeah. In for that on the screen.
  14. You're really hung up on my inability to judge a man's height from pictures on the internet aren't you? Leta hear it, Hank. Tell us all exactly how tall Sark is. While you're at it, go ahead and list his weight, amount of dental fillings and which specific teeth, current status of his hemorrhoids, and, for good measure, let us know what his ideal BMI is. You're the professional here, amigo. Have at it.
  15. I'm not sure what the requirements are to actually be a dwarf but yeah pretty much.
  16. Also, isn't Sark like 50 years old? Most people start to lose bone density and begin to shrink as they age. Jimbo was once 5' 4" at his peak. Now? 4' 4"
  17. Maybe because he's squatting 99% of the time he's on camera. Also, it looks like there's some discrepancy about his height in Google. Saw a couple places that say 6' 0" so 5' 9" doesn't seem absurd. Also, we all know football players lie about their physical stats and have been for, like, ever.
  18. Not gonna lie, I remember seeing this picture and thinking holy fuck Jimbo really is a midget but now I think maybe Sark is just not as small as I had in my head.
  19. Not that it really matters but I'd like to know what was said to Sark. Seemed like we played a pretty straight up game. Maybe they said something about their QB "getting targeted" but that would be pathetic seeing as how our starting QB was out of the game, too.
  20. Don't know but pretty sure Sark is not a very big person. Looks like he's about 5' 9" and a fluffy 185 pounds.
  21. LOL that's just good bull right there.
  22. When I watched it live it looked like Sark was looking for Traylor for the handshake. Shortly after locking eyes on Traylor, someone jogged past Sark and said something that caught his attention. Sark immediately swung around to get in that ass and had to pull off so that he could shake hands with Traylor. Traylor probably asked "wtf man, what's up?" and Sark then told him to keep his cronies in check. After that, it seemed like the two coaches came to some sort of an agreement that they should handle shit like that between themselves. At least, that was my interpretation. Just watched the Traylor post game interview and man, dude seems likeable as hell. Good luck to the Roadrunners going forward. They play hard.
  23. Fuck you very much for that reminder.
  24. Please God make that the last game I ever have to listen to Lowell Galindo call for Texas.
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