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ElChupacabra

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  1. There used to be a Mr. Gatti's in Sapulpa Oklahoma, too. Had no idea it was a chain but it makes sense now. The ranch was fucking phenomenal.
  2. Frost better update that resume and get it turned in to the Saban School of Remediation ASAP.
  3. Shoot some stem cells in that sonuvabitch and let's go stomp a mudhole in UTSA and then turn around and stomp it dry. Kidding. Rest Quinn and let's hope that he's good to go for OU.
  4. Easy there tough internet guy. No need to get your panties in a bunch. When teams kick the shit out of someone it usually results in a win. We definitely played a solid game against a quality opponent but in no way did we kick the shit out of them. Texas has shown the ability to play up to their competition in games that really don't make a shit and then subsequently shit the bed against inferior teams in games that actually do matter. It's been that way since Strong was on campus. Until I see Texas playing at a consistent level in conference and beating all the teams we SHOULD beat then I'm not ready to profess that we are anything more than a solid team with a lot of youth and a bright future. That game against Alabama didn't make one single iota of a shit as far as the season is concerned. Would've been nice to win but I'd prefer to have lost by three touchdowns and have our starting quarterback healthy for the part of the season that actually fucking matters. Conference play, boys. That's where this team will show it's true colors.
  5. So, we lose our starting QB to injury, our backup QB with a history of shitting all over himself in big games is also gimpy, and you think we're going to be steamrolling through conference play? Hook me up with your supplier, man. That's some good stuff you're smoking.
  6. Jimbo is confused by your statement.
  7. King trying to yank on Achane's chain instead of handing the ball off.
  8. Probably
  9. El-oh-fucking-el
  10. Fuck it! The game rolls on!
  11. Let's go, D. Need to lean on y'all to stay in this one.
  12. Fucking Machete with the dime shot. You love to see it
  13. I thought there were restrictions for OTF assistants or some dumb shit like that.
  14. Can Patterson be on the sidelines for games????
  15. We look pretty damn salty with Quinn out there. With Card, not so much.
  16. Who's streaming the game???
  17. I just want to see the boys let their fucking nuts hang and not play like a bunch of scared kids. The guy across from you is better than you? Who gives a fuck! Make that cocksucker feel you every snap. Get in his fucking face and even deeper in his head. You got beat on a route? So fucking what. Next play you bury that fucker's dick in the ground and let him know shit ain't sweet around here.
  18. What's with the DAC hate?
  19. Fuck yeah. Jeff Banks knows what's up
  20. Good God Malik Murphy is a fucking specimen. The dude is huge.
  21. 🤣🤣🤣 looked like someone tossed him a hot potato
  22. Just the Governor and the AG of West Virginny having a discussion on the merits of hard work, fiscal responsibility, and a healthy work-life balance.
  23. Good for Peter. https://longhornswire.usatoday.com/2022/08/27/former-texas-football-player-receives-heart-transplant/
  24. 2022 Fall Camp: Turn Yo Neck and Yo Dame Missin'
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