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    Thanks. I'm sorry about...whatever it is that happened to you.
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    Fuck narrow feet having ass motherfuckers. Square toes are nice when you wear a 12E.
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    Where the fuck can I get one of those pearl snaps?
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    In on page 69
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    You really are old. I honestly can't remember the last time I saw a landline telephone before that last picture.
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    1) Texas Longhorns Football 2) Oklahoma State Wrestling 3) Watch Texas Longhorns Baseball highlights on YouTube but I'm really not much of a baseball guy. Only reason I ever took any interest in the sport was due to Jomboy Media having some hilarious breakdowns on his YouTube channel. 4) That's about it.
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    Talent level and all that aside, Wyoming's offensive line makes ours look like complete dog shit. So at least we have that going for us.
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    Yeah, to pick up all the vodka and Gatorade he left in the office closet. It's becoming a distraction.
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    I think my company cleared $75,000 by end of January...
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    ...and about $75,000,000...I'd take everything you just said for that amount.
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    Fuckin' A right it is.
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    Deserving of the death sentence.
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    Fuck how could I forget about them. Okay, beat Oklahoma, Baylor, and Kansas. Now that's a plan for success.
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    What I'm about to say is incredibly aggy-like and I'm embarrassed that I'm even going to type this shit out but it is, unfortunately, the way I feel... I will honestly just be happy if we could beat OU and Baylor and make it to a measly bowl that means absolutely nothing. After last year, that would be an improvement and if we can't beat OU after they lose their entire coaching staff and a big chunk of their team then things do not bode well for our short or long-term future. Of course, if we do beat OU, it'll just be a "congrats you beat a shell of a team" type of thing but still.
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    Fuck anybody that talks shit on Allsup's burritos.
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    Shit no man. Fuck that.
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    He was hungry
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    Phatterson

    ElChupacabra replied to Hanrahan's topic in Football

    Gotta say, Gary looks good in the white duds. Surprisingly.
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    Pretty sure it was antifreeze but point taken.
  20. ElChupacabra
    That thread will be delayed due to the aforementioned bean flicking over Herman and Strong running over it's allotted time. I'm here for the hot and fresh news. You got any of that?
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    Well, it's Sunday and nothing new. Maybe go back to the Herman/Strong bean flicking. That seemed to really be working.
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    I wish y'all would shut the fuck up about Strong and Herman. NEWS FLASH: Neither of them are employed by UT and likely never will be again. Fucking let it go. I came here to read about Ewers coming to Texas. Not to see you pussies carrying on about who was slightly shittier than the other or any of your bullshit thinly-veiled racist remarks. Seriously, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK. You bitches will sit around and flick your beans over two ex head coaches at UT and at the end of the day it won't make one single iota of a fuck where this program is headed.
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    Yeah, it's a glimmer of hope.
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    Lulz ball game
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    What the hell?

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