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ElChupacabra

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  1. ElChupacabra
    As you can see, there is not a ton of parking around the stadium. Anyone going to the game should be prepared to hike to get to the stadium. Also, Arkansas drivers are not as bad as Oklahoma drivers but they are close so look both ways crossing the street. And, lastly, when you go into a bar on Dickson get the free wristband that allows you to walk to the next bar with a drink in your hand. Without one of those you're looking at a PI and if Baker can't outrun the Fayetteville police I doubt many of you old heads can.
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    According to a 5' 4" loudmouth drunk from Virginia, Texas BBQ isn't even in the top 5 states for BBQ. This idiot tried to tell me that KC BBQ was better and that he had never had good ribs or good brisket any of the times he visited Texas.
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    I just want to know where the fuck they're gonna park this thing. I may have to run out of state on business but if not I'd swing by and drop off some Yeungling for the boys
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    Screenshotted and filed away. Will be expecting chili pics in approximately 5 weeks
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    .....plus tips?
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    Pantry pic for proof or no one will believe you.
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    I, for one, hope they have every available starter and a plethora of backups because... A) They're going to need it if they even want to put up a fight. B) That lame ass excuse gets so old and I really don't want to hear "We would've won if we had our best WR on the field" or whatever that case may be. Bring your best, we'll bring our best and may the best team win.
  8. ElChupacabra
    Secure JJ's if possible.
  9. ElChupacabra
    I haven't tried Herman's or Hugo's yet but JJ's is always solid and I wasn't a fan of the Catfish Hole. If Catfish is going to be in the name it should at least be good. I thought Flying Fish in Bentonville was better catfish. I'll have to try The Rail sometime. You're the third or fourth person that has mentioned their wings.
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    I once hurt a competitive BBQ'er's feelers because I told him his brisket looked dry and it didn't have any bark on it. He doesn't speak to me anymore. Virginians are apparently pretty fucking soft.
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    There's uh....not much. Pretty decent wings at Foghorn's. Take a short drive up to Rogers and you have Longhorn Steakhouse, Ruth's Chris, a bunch of chain taco joints like Fuzzy's, Tacos 4 Life, Torchy's, Chuy's, etc. I gotta hand it to Oklahoma. At least they have decent food there. When we first moved to Arkansas we tried all the local recommendations and were thoroughly disappointed. Especially Doe's Eat Place in Bentonville. That is supposed to be the good steakhouse in town. It's not. Unless you like your ribeye overcooked and sinewy
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    Well if it's got beans in it it is probably a stew. I'll just leave it at that.
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    I saw they opened up a location on the Bentonville square a while back too. I agree, their burnt ends are good. Their ribs have too much pepper on them and it overpowers the meat. Fred's Hickory Inn in Bentonville has the best all around ribs in NWA, in my opinion. And they have a damn good vinegar based sauce to go with them if you want that.
  14. ElChupacabra
    Arkansas folks think chili has beans in it. All you need to know right there.
  15. ElChupacabra
    I'm pretty sure the family that owns it is actually from Texas, too. But, then again, so is Lincoln Riley and we've all seen his skills on the que.
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    As sad as it is, Wright's is the best BBQ around NWA.
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    You're fucking high if you think he's capable of understanding any of that.
  18. ElChupacabra
    @Lowcountry Hogis the front runner for President of Arkansas right now.
  19. ElChupacabra
    Give me Total Boofing for 500, Alex.
  20. ElChupacabra
    I can't lie. I snort laughed at that. Thanks for that
  21. ElChupacabra
    Yes. Seven years ago. Meanwhile, five days ago you were tied in the fourth quarter with Rice. Explain to me where all your confidence that piggy will win this Saturday comes from because I'm not seeing it.
  22. ElChupacabra
    Imagine being so pathetic that your fan base is impressed with the new coach winning three games in a season instead of three years. Really marinate on that for a minute.
  23. ElChupacabra
    I'm sorry your team sucks shit through a straw and gets absolutely embarrassed by any team with a pulse but that's no excuse for you talk poorly about your soon-to-be fifth daddy. It's okay though because Texas will treat you differently than your other daddies. They like to pound you and then expect you to kiss them afterwards. We won't expect that at all. We'll just humiliate you and then hose you off with the garden hose and shove you back in the cellar until next season. We won't be requiring your praises in the meantime so you can keep all that SECSECSEC homer shit for yourselves and aggy.
  24. ElChupacabra
    Cool story. Now tell us about your most recent rankings.
  25. ElChupacabra
    Sure was. The funniest part? They act as if it never even happened when you mention it to them. They completely wiped that game from their collective memory.

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