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ElChupacabra

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  1. ElChupacabra
    I don't know shit about fuck when it comes to baseball but one thing I do know is that Arky fans are devoted and I just know that completely wrecked their fans. Which I love.
  2. ElChupacabra
    That was fucking awesome. 10/10 would watch again.
  3. ElChupacabra
    That can't be true. EVERYONE I KNOW CALLS THEM THE OMAHOGS! They run that shit, right?
  4. ElChupacabra
    I don't hate doormats. I just think they're overrated because they are a part of a large and renowned group (area rugs) and instead of standing on their own merits they just ride coattails through the doorway to success. I tried way too hard to be witty on this one and it shows
  5. ElChupacabra
    And Arky is in the best conference in college sports and has a losing bowl record. So it's okay to suck ass in a big league but not okay to be one of the best in a small league? Recency bias requires that we only look at the most recent meeting. Because I'm lazy and don't really care enough to look anything up, will you expound upon this? I'm assuming it was in basketball or baseball. I don't follow either enough to know
  6. ElChupacabra
    Lol yeah fairly recently. I was still shitting in diapers at two years old and I'm now scaring the shit out of thirty. At least I had hair on my nuts when Texas last won a football national championship.
  7. ElChupacabra
    You hate to see it.
  8. ElChupacabra
    Piglet is terrified. They know that if Texas strolls into Fayetteville and absolutely embarrasses them that they're all going to catch hell from their SEC brethren--especially aggy.
  9. ElChupacabra
    Same as in same person? Could be, I guess. They are definitely the same genealogically seeing as how they all share approximately 70.8% of the same DNA.
  10. ElChupacabra
    Last time Arky played TCU they managed to score one whole touchdown in four quarters of play and lost 28-7.
  11. ElChupacabra
    Also, might want to compare Arky and TCU stats when it comes to winning percentage, bowl records, last conference title, pretty much every statistic that measures the success of a program. I know you're from Arkansas and can't read very well so I'll give you a quick breakdown: TCU beats out pork aggy in just about every single metric. You're welcome. Now run along and get back in line at the chicken plant, kid.
  12. ElChupacabra
    The funniest thing about you piglet fans is you've been perfectly okay with being your conference's doormat. Hell, Misery even had a more successful season since joining the SEC than arky has had. The reason "Texas is back" is even a thing is because Texas was at the top of CFB and lost their way. Piglet hasn't been at the top of ANYTHING in a long, long time. Name your last conference title. Name your last national championship in any of the three major sports. Name the last time you were even in contention for either of the above. I'll wait.
  13. ElChupacabra
    You're going to look really stupid (even more than you already do) when Texas walks out of the stadium with a 30+ point win in Fayetteville.
  14. ElChupacabra
    Piggy gon' get spit roasted.
  15. ElChupacabra
    DP
  16. ElChupacabra
    You're doing the Lord's work. Keep it up.
  17. ElChupacabra
    Those are awesome.
  18. ElChupacabra
    Whining on opposing team's fan site not going away.
  19. ElChupacabra
    Yes. 40 would be the oldest millennials.
  20. ElChupacabra
    I'm not. I'm a '92 model so I'm right at the tail end of the Millennial generation.
  21. ElChupacabra
    I have a Pixel 4XL. I just tap the picture and Google Lens web searches it. I was just giving you a hard time lol
  22. ElChupacabra
    Very true. I use these tactics, too. But, I'm technically a millennial so it's okay.
  23. ElChupacabra
    You millennials and your tech savvy creeper tactics.
  24. ElChupacabra
    They're rare. The town I went to highschool in had one and we had off campus lunch. Wrestling team in the off-season would literally clean the buffet out. Same with the Chinese buffet. They put up signs saying one plate at a time. Yeah right!
  25. ElChupacabra
    😂😂😂😂 Fucking backwoods sister-fucking, turtle stew eating, no shoes wearing, three teeth having ass country bumpkin. What are you gonna say when Texas pushes your shit in deep Deliverance style? Oh, I know what you'll say. "WEEEEEE, WEEEEEE, WEEEEEE"

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