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ElChupacabra
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This Morgan kid has a rifle of an arm.
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He told Rod Stone that vanilla melts when it gets wet.
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Pretty sure he's mixed so he can make fun of both sides I guess.
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They should get him a running boot and put him back in. He was the entire offense in this game.
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Holy shit. A screen play that went for positive yards. Is that legal?
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Jesus Christ. That's fucked
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It's been years and I honestly don't remember anything other than that scene. That shit stuck with me. I'm super cognizant of my Achilles tendons because of it. Haven't fucked one up yet so maybe it's a good thing.
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I have faith that you can do some amazing work of art with the broadcast crew from this game.
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Latchkey brethren. We're all a little twisted.
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One score game here. COME ON MINNIE!
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You got any younger siblings?
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Every time someone mentions an Achilles injury all I can think of is that scene in Hostel where he slices both of the dude's Achilles tendons and tells him if he can make it to the door he can go free. Fucking turns my stomach every time.
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Oh look, the bucktooths getting love from the ref after commiting DPI with no flag.
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Sam made the 53 man roster. Good for him. "He's not NFL caliber." -some guy that never even sniffed being an NFL player
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For my business, absolutely. Personal monthly bills? Nope. I couldn't tell you how much we pay for our cell phones, internet, cable, electric, etc. She handles all of that.
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Yep. Definitely hitting that Zipline. Good shit!
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I once had a $17 electric bill when I lived on a ranch with a electric co-op. I mailed a check for $20 just to see what would happen. They applied that shit to the next month 😂
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WTF. You're either an old or you're part Devil. Which is it?
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I don't know about it being the norm but it works excellently for us. She is much more organized than I am. Over half of my close friends don't even mow their own yards. Their wives do it. Blows my mind. My wife would probably die of laughter if I even suggested that she should handle the lawn care. On the flip side, she would probably have a heart attack if I were to load the dishwasher so I guess we're just complimentary.
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Question for you gents and siap but will there be Bevo Blvd going on this year? I think last year they weren't doing it but I don't recall seeing anything on it for this season. I'd like to get down there for a couple games this year and wanted to experience that as well.
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To be honest, I can't remember the last time I personally paid a bill. The better half handles all that. I couldn't even begin to guess what it is.
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That's dumb. I know a good divorce attorney if you want his info.
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If that's a humble brag then I am fucking LOADED. Our house stays at a consistent 67°. I work in the heat, I don't want to relax in it.
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That's two for flinching for that dude.
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My brother's appendix ruptured when he was playing QB in college. I think it took him about a month before he was good to go full contact but I think he also had a minor hernia that they took care of while they were at it. So I'd say 3-4 weeks for a strong guy.
