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  1. ElChupacabra
    I've had some pretty toxic coaches in my life so maybe I'm "conditioned" to it but that seemed very, very mild. Drama was happening, coach stepped in to diffuse, it worked. I'm just old enough that I still remember coaches yanking players around by the facemask to get their point across. I once had a wrestling coach that took down one of our heavyweights and literally punked him until he cried because the heavyweight had accidentally hurt one of our older coaches with a sneak attack and he inadvertently separated the coach's sternum. Completely accidental and nothing malicious intended but the head coach was an egotistical prick and felt he had to do it I guess. He was an excellent coach but just a fucking terrible person. Found out years later that he was banging a HS girl while his wife was pregnant with twins. A real piece of shit.
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    To be honest, I'd just like to see a game where we don't kill half our drives with stupid penalties, a competent run game, competent special teams, and the coach not sit back and relax when we're up by one score. That would be ideal. If we can do that, I have no doubt that Texas will win. I'm excited to see PK's defense in action. Would be sick to see our D Line feast in the backfield and our DB's actually play like they **want** incomplete passes.
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    Why 10 feet though? He probably won't even smell it from that far away.
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    Yup. The refs can only do so much without blatantly cheating. Best to take it out of their hands and just blow everyone out. AGNB baybay.
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    Yeah but only recently. I want to say it hit my area about 2-3 years ago. We also have a lot of local breweries and distilleries so I think the Yeungling fad around here was short-lived.
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    Fucking low. Like the IQ of the average aggy low.
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    They are good. There's a light version too but it's really not very good and I'm no beer snob.
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    I see you are also a refined individual. I, too, purchase my fine glasswares at Bucee's.
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    Pics of Gatorade shower practice?
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    Never apologize for partying. To find Lattes all one must do is let out the universal redneck partying call. Just give it a good old " YEEEEE YEEEEE" and you'll instantly have a cold Latte in each hand.
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    Or fix spelling errors. Scantily. Otherwise, spot on.
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    I'm saying 10-2 but honestly I can't really see an outright loss other than ousux and I've seen enough of Rattler's play to know that he's very good but also mentally weak and will fold like a cheap lawn chair if he's getting pressured consistently. If I had to guess I would say frog would be the other one because Fatterson seems to be our fucking daddy for the last decade.
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    Can confirm. This shit is good. Hands down the best tequila I've ever had.
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    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 double clutches and throws off his back foot as he retreating towards his own end zone. I'm convinced Martinez has never played QB in his life.
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    Ya hate to see it.
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    Corn aggy with a chance to put on a money drive to go to OT.
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    I just threw up in my mouth a little. Thanks for that
  18. ElChupacabra
    If this is true then LULZ 😂 No, Mr. Generational QB, we don't have a spot for you because we already have Adrian "Overthrows 7' 4" Tight Ends" Martinez.
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    Nebraska liquor stores gonna be rolling in the dough tonight.
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    Bret's gut reached the downed player 9 whole seconds before the rest of him got there.
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    Possible? Anything's possible. Is it likely? No. Not even remotely.
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    Holy shit Martinez figured out he can step up into the pocket
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    But he was in the Heisman talks just a couple years ago!
  25. ElChupacabra
    Nebraska's O line looks about as tough as a litter of kittens. I pray to God that our special teams is sound this year. That punt brought back nightmares.

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