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    We'll have our chance to do something about it but it will still suck. I want Bijan to go off this season and just run away with it.
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    Jeebus. OU is going to eviscerate corn aggy and from that game on all we'll hear is Rattler for Heisman. Great.
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    That's funny but Bud Light does suck. Gives me a terrible headache. But I'm not knocking folks for drinking it. I just leave that to the hipsters and whatever the new group of idiots are calling themselves nowadays.
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    He dindu nuffin
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    Insert yeah well that's just like your opinion man gif here
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    The badass image on the back? My vote is for Matthew and Bevo passing a dooby in the front seat of the burnt orange Cadillac whilst burning the rears off on San Jacinto with That Smell blaring on the radio. Not sure how they'll put all that into caricature or whatever but I'll buy a dozen.
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    Hell yeah man! I hope we get some good rain to help you out. Either way, it's going to be beautiful.
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    I have absolutely ZERO doubt that Dicker has the fucking melons to nail an 80 yarder and flash a coy little smile to the entire piglet sideline but, yes, I do have some doubt that Sark would send the FG unit out for that attempt at the end of a game. Especially since so many people/teams are fucking bitch made and would take that as an egregious act of douchebaggery and immediately paint a bullseye on Texas (let's be honest, we already have the bullseye). If I'm HC? FUCK YEAH GO FOR IT
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    Their whole mindset is that they are playing Texas early and in a new system and that Sark is an average-at-best HC. I hope Sark comes out AGNB and absolutely embarrasses them to the tune of 66-10 or something like that. It would be glorious.
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    Hence the popularity of Coor's Light, Michelob Ultra, and Busch Lattes. Essentially water but after a case or three you are just drunk enough to make poor decisions that you may or may not regret the next day. Besides... https://youtu.be/7dongdjh6Dw
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    Oh, bunch of fancy fuckers in here, huh? Well, color me redneck, I guess. My drink of choice in the heat is an ice cold Busch Latte. You can drink about 47 of them before you need to stop and eat a burger or hot dog and then you're good to go for another 26 before you have to throw up said burger or hot dog. I call it the Circle of Life.
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    Not looking great from a quick glance at their website. Couple sections say low but floatable while the rest all say very low. I'm very much a leisurely guy so I prefer not to drag my kayak and gear at all if I don't have to.
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    Ooh neutral bomb. The sign of an expert Honda owner.
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    Fuck yeah! Jello shots with the fans? Why the hell not!
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    I see some folks complaining about CDC and, on some points, they're right. But I'll be damned if I don't like the guy. He's got that whole refined gentleman thing going for him but I just imagine when he gets home he throws on some sweat pants and a t shirt from an 80's hair band and cracks open a fine domestic beer and just chills out on the couch like Al Bundy. He is a true renaissance man.
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    Ah. Makes sense. I still appreciate you doing the Lord's work.
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    Can we all chip in to get whoever is filming these clips a phone with a half-ass decent camera? These clips look like they're filmed on a TI-89.
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    Absolutely. And the wimmenz are big fans.
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    My definition would be pretty simple. 1) Did the person being discussed get drafted? 2) Did the person being discussed participate in a game against an opponent? If yes, BAM they're NFL caliber. Let's not act like just getting TO the NFL isn't an amazing accomplishment in and of itself. Less than 1% of college players make it there. So, yeah, Ehlinger is a 1%er and therefore NFL caliber.
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    Haters gonna hate. But hating on Whataburger is like hating on Miller High Life. Yeah, it's not for everyone but if you act like it's terrible and not deserving of all the fans it has you are very much in the minority and most people will immediately question your judgment going forward.
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    Your requirement is that Sam be a starting QB for an NFL team in order to be NFL caliber? By your logic, Colt is a scrub. Meanwhile, back in reality, Colt has a longer NFL career than anyone from his draft class, has earned millions in that duration, and has played for five different teams. But because he's not a starter he's not NFL caliber. Do you see how fucking stupid your argument sounds?
  23. ElChupacabra
    You seem like you don't take criticism very well. Your argument sucks and has since the very beginning and your opinion doesn't make a shit to anyone on this entire forum. Sam got drafted and just performed well in his first appearance in the NFL. So yeah he's NFL caliber. So maybe get the fuck over it and admit that your shitty take was shitty.
  24. ElChupacabra
    It never ceases to amaze me how many "men" are incapable of throwing a proper punch. That shit is embarrassing. They should feel bad about themselves and their fathers and grandfathers should feel even worse about themselves. They failed them.
  25. ElChupacabra
    If any other unlucky SOB's out there weren't able to catch the game you can see all of the highlights of each quarter on YouTube on a channel called Truong Trung Nguyen. And they're all 10-20 minutes long so they're pretty complete highlights.

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