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  1. ElChupacabra
    Feels fucking good to see Sam playing football again. I hope he does well and makes good connections so that he can always be involved in the sport in some capacity. He's exactly what the sport of football is all about. Grit, gamesmanship, intelligence, hard work and an absolutely insatiable desire to win. Fuck yeah, Sam! Hook 'em!
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    Fucking A man! Anyone got a link where I can watch??? Stuck at relatives and they don't have cable apparently
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    So basically we have more question marks after the first scrimmage than we had going into it? Perfect.
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    Guy says Sam doesn't have what it takes to be an NFL QB. Sam is playing quarterback for an NFL team as he types his dumbass take. images.mp4
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    I guess thank God he has that degree from Texas and McCombs huh? Better than 98% of his peers right out of the gate. Also, the trait that McCoy and Sam share is they were both completely selfless teammates and both very diligent learners. If Colt can be a career clipboard holder then Sam can absolutely do the same. I've said for a few years now that Sam's true calling in life is to be a coach. He loves the game, he's a leader, he has a story that brings a tear to damn near anyone's eye, he knows offense and, being a QB, he probably knows more about defensive schemes than most defensive players do. Maybe Ehlinger has a decent run in the NFL then puts on his coaching hat for a while only to return to Texas and become the next DKR. That would be fucking awesome.
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    Growing up I was a Cowboys fan like most North Texas kids. As I got older, I enjoyed watching the Saints more and always liked Drew Brees because, well, he's Drew Fucking Brees. As a nearly 30 year old man, I have become less and less interested in pro ball. To the point that I *maybe* watched two full games last season. Now? Fuck yeah I'm buying an Ehlinger jersey and I'll wear that motherfucker with pride. Sam is the man. Go make Jake and Ross proud, Sam. Hook 'em!
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    Username will check out in approximately nine months.
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    That is fucking wild. I mean, seriously.
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    The irony of you quoting that entire massive wall of text only to reply with one sentence is...ironic.
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    This x eleventyjillion
  11. ElChupacabra
    Obvious bait is obvious. Do better.
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    Man, I lived in Oklahoma at the time so there was no celebration outside of my immediate family. But, my grandma, who never cursed, called us the next morning and God damn what a game! I graduated high school in 2010 so my junior and senior years were pretty good but nothing has ever come close to that feeling and I didn't even attend UT. It'd be nice to see Texas go on a streak like USC, Alabama and Clemson have done.
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    Fuck man. Somebody please hurry up and invent time travel. To go back to being a 13 year old kid and laying in the living room floor watching that championship game against USC and seeing Vince trot into the end zone.....man.
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    LOL somebody link the video of El Prez and Big Cat absolutely shutting that dumb aggy down when she said that Texas and aggy are on the same level.
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    Ah, yes. That pretty much covers it. Thanks 👍
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    Anybody care to recap the action in ten words or less?
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    Y'all unsweet tea drinkers are fucking high. I want my tea to make my dentist cry when he takes a sip. And I want a whole lemon slice in that motherfucker. No exceptions.
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    Do those 37 meetings include wins that should have been vacated due to NCAA infractions?
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    Fuck yeah, Matthew.
  20. ElChupacabra
    If we don't go bowling this year then it's probably time to just hang it up. Maybe rip out that nice new turf and throw in another pool since swimming seems to be our best sport at this point.
  21. ElChupacabra
    Pics....it's the rules.
  22. ElChupacabra
    Ah fuck. Soccer. They're whipping our ass in soccer. Not softball. And, yes, I golf. Pretty fucking well, too.
  23. ElChupacabra
    Well, they are kicking our ass in...*checks notes*....softball. So they've got that going for them.
  24. ElChupacabra
    Lowell Galindo pretty much ruins LHN for everyone so....maybe he's not trolling.
  25. ElChupacabra
    Well sonuvabitch. Oh well. Still Texas. For now at least.

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