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ElChupacabra

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  1. ElChupacabra
    Watched the Cowherd interview. Had to pause it so I could finish cooking my fajitas but I am impressed thus far. It's nice to not have our head coach stumbling over his words and trying to sound more intelligent than the person he's speaking with. And Sark fucking nailed the question on if he had ever doubted himself. Way to let your nuts hang, Sark.
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    Holy hell. This thread is running away faster than Devin Duvernay. I love it! *Wheel of Fortune Music Playing* "I'd like to buy a DC." "Those aren't vowels." "Screw you. We're from Texas." "Fair enough. Money whip away." "Boom, come on down!!!"
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    I could see that but are NFL owners shelling out the same cash this year after the zillions they lost from COVID?
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    Oh shit so that would be familiar territory. Never thought I'd say this but let's go Philly! Get your coach!
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    Well, hell. When you put it like that....
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    I mean, that would be ideal but who bounces after playing for a title in their second season as head coach? Was Day in the NFL previously? I don't follow pro ball much.
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    Sark looks exhausted. Blinking 500 times a minute to keep from nodding out.
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    I'd like to think so, too. There's just no discrediting the fact that tOSU is a well oiled machine right now and it'll be hard to outshine them in a year's time.
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    I'd be glad to have Ewers but it will be a waste if we can't put some talent on the line to keep him healthy. It's been too long since we've had a stacked O line.
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    Look man I'm not an authority around here so don't leave on my account. But, jeebus. That shit is cold blooded. Let's all go back to talking football and leave the goddamn animals alone. I'll start. Is there any chance in hell that the new staff could flip Ewers back to UT? On that same note, what about the Brockermeyer boys?
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    I've seen a lot on here from my time in the shadows. I've never seen someone post anything remotely close to animal abuse until now. Of course, I haven't seen it all. Regardless, it's fucked up.
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    Damn. There's a bunch of sick fucks in this place but that shit takes the cake.
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    14 seconds in and the Browns are up 7. Fuck Baker.
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    Eh. Close. It's much prettier than Oklahoma and I've lived or been to every corner of that God forsaken state. The food is wayyyyyy better in Oklahoma though. At least those goobers have decent mexican food.
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    See ya there. I'll be the guy in burnt orange that's complaining about the lack of good BBQ to anyone who will listen before the game.
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    You live in NWA? I'm in Bella Vista. These piglets like to run their mouths but the last couple of years have been REAL quiet lol
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    I've never had a McRib but I've also never had anything from Applebee's that I thought was worth the money...
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    Fuck. That's accurate as hell.
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    Oh boy. You're tougher than I am for sure. That would be a really, really big deal for me...
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    I am ecstatic that TH is gone. However, at what cost? Large buyout for anyone other than UM, Saban or Dabo is a loss in my book. And two of those names aren't realistic whatsoever. The third is only fiscally realistic at this point.
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    I want Urban at Texas. Other than that I couldn't care less. But, Futureman has been incessant with his postings and I was just wondering if he's willing to go through with his bet if he should be wrong.
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    I have no skin in the game so I'm not going to say you're definitely right or absolutely wrong. I *hope* you're wrong but if it turns out that you were right I'll give you props. Either way, one of us will be happy and the other won't. Period.
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    I agree. My only concern at this point is that we may have to wait until after the NC game to find out if UM is happening and there will be a ton on unrest within the ranks in the meantime. As long as that unrest doesn't result in a rushed decision to hire someone else I'm fine with waiting. Choo fucking choo.
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    Okay, misdirection detected. A simple yes or no will do. I'll restate the question: In the event that you are incorrect and UM does come to Texas, will you be a man of your word or will you retreat into the shadows?

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