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  1. ElChupacabra
    Is this where all the white folks gather to discuss how horrendous white folks are? I'm new to the CR so just trying to get my bearings.
  2. ElChupacabra
    What I want to know is how do the Tech fans plan to change the channel on their TV's after throwing all of their batteries at opposing team's players? Have they no forethought? At least the tortilla thing is pretty funny. Not to mention, basketball is simply a filler for that dreadful lull between football season ending and baseball really getting into the meat of the season. I can understand Tech fans getting into roundball with their recent success at it but it's pretty challenging to get Texas fans riled up over roundball after just winning 12 games and a conference championship with a CFP appearance. I mean, come on. It's basketball. The ball is at one end of the court for twelve whole seconds then it's at the other end for twelve seconds. Big whoop.
  3. ElChupacabra
    It smell like bitch in here.
  4. ElChupacabra
    We have the tempurpedic adjustable base with the fancy cooling mattress. Absolutely love it. We don't have a TV in our room either but my wife likes to read before bed so she loves it. Years of wrestling took it's toll on my body and the zero g position is fucking fantabulous for my back. Best money I've spent in a long time. Had it a couple years now and we're going to hand this one down to our son eventually and get the split king so we can both be in different positions.
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    Eh, even 1939 is entirely debatable. Most of the polls ended after the regular season and there were multiple undefeated teams. Tennessee was undefeated, untied, unscored upon, and "defending" national champions at the end of regular season play. They did lose to USC in the Rose Bowl though. Some polls have other teams as the champion and a gang of teams claim a 1939 MNC. Cornell and USC both claim 1939 MNC's. So, their MOST legitimate NC claim is still somewhat iffy depending on who you're talking to and what polls they're going off of. This is completely disregarding the two other MNC's that aggy claims. Both of which they conveniently started claiming in 2012--the same year they entered the SEC. Gotta impress their new big bros with ALL THREE of those antique MNC's.
  6. ElChupacabra
    I, for one, hate all of you exactly the same amount so your collective bullshit is really just trivial entertainment for me to giggle at when my ADHD flares up. My favorite past time here is watching the trolls get the stiffs all worked up over the dumbest shit they can muster up. *Occasionally*, there will be something worthwhile said on here but, for the most part, it's just shit flinging. And, I'm here for it.
  7. ElChupacabra
    Great interview with JB. Truly a bad mother fucker and an incredible teammate. https://youtu.be/Pr4sYxhAL3g?si=24dc2_zctGieWX6r
  8. ElChupacabra
    Yeah yeah yeah. But those red wine tacos at casa manana's more than make up for the city being shit.
  9. ElChupacabra
    Swamp Aggy gonna Swamp Aggy
  10. ElChupacabra
    Fucking Helobious'd
  11. ElChupacabra
    Jesus Christ. I've been a drunk asshole numerous times in my life but I've never been so fucked up that I've decided to shove my bare foot into a fire pit. I admire his dedication to his persona but fucking hell. "Second degree burns are temporary. The Tide is eternal." -That Hillbilly Fuck, probably. * IF he could formulate a sentence that wasn't repeated to him first.
  12. ElChupacabra
    Lol we're a bunch of pussies after going 12-2. Seems about right.
  13. ElChupacabra
    Pate is a fucking regard and a Liucci shill. Feel free to ignore 98.6% of anything he says. Hell, a month ago he was spouting about the A&M head coaching job being one of the top 5 in all of college football. He's latched onto that Aggie payroll and isn't letting up for anything. He saw a void in the market (hyping A&M because no one else does) and he filled it. Pretty savvy on his part but he effectively traded ever being taken seriously for a few dollars more. Congratulations, Pate.
  14. ElChupacabra
    Hell of a season. Not the ending we all wanted but if someone had told me we'd be 12-1 and in the CFP in three years after that ass whipping we took in Fayetteville in Sark's first year I would've laughed in their face. I'm happy with where Texas Football is at and that's the first time I've been able to say that in almost 15 years. Props to Washington and Penix. Incredible performance by them. The challenge never seemed too big for them. I'd like to see them win it all. Fuck the Michigan cheaters.
  15. ElChupacabra
    Texas. Fucking. Fight. Let's go!
  16. ElChupacabra
    Haha I highly doubt that. You know Drake is going to get into the family business. He'll eventually come sniffing around Norman for that sweet sweet bag of dicks
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    LOL. Fucking Herman. If that idiot could wipe his nose and get over his superiority complex he might've been a solid coach. I mean, other than his crackhead old lady.
  18. ElChupacabra
    We will be for the first time we play each team but beyond that I expect it they'll start to view Texas and OU as just another good team in the conference. Fuck all this holdover turmoil from the olden days.
  19. ElChupacabra
    Very true. But, doesn't change the fact that they were never an easy game regardless of talent discrepancy. Hell, this year alone was sketchy as fuck but circumstances kinda pointed I in that direction.
  20. ElChupacabra
    He IS a good boy.
  21. ElChupacabra
    I, for one, am so happy to not be playing Kansas State in football anymore. These purple loving fucks just always played Texas like it's their super bowl.
  22. ElChupacabra
    Go on...
  23. ElChupacabra
    How hilarious would it be for aggy to pull off this win and not even be able to flaunt it for 24 hours before the coach responsible for the win leaves for his new school? Regardless, fuck aggy. They deserve to lose by birthright.
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    Lower Arkansas
  25. ElChupacabra
    Sucks for that kid. Aggy is proper fucked.

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