ElChupacabra

Look, when you're a Sooner you don't just fuck your sister once. You don't suck that meth pipe once and never touch it again. You fucking quadruple down. You make it your goal to be the best sister-fucker you can be. You set your sights on sucking as many glass dicks as you possibly can before they shove your rotting carcass in the ground behind the truck stop/dispensary/dentist office.

I think what you're missing here is that these kids aren't professional athletes being paid to perform. They're college students being paid for their Name, Image, and Likeness. They aren't actually being paid to play football. They're just having avenues to being paid large sums of money opened up to them because they play football. In the end, they're still very much kids and I would credit any kid for seeking counsel from a close family member in matter of great importance such as these. I wouldn't attack the father's business reputation because he is aiding his child in looking out for his best interests. But, you do you.

So, if my 5 year old doesn't want to play for our local rec league the fans should ruin my business's reputation. Got it.

That is one of the most retarded takes I've seen on the internet in quite some time. And, that's impressive in its own right.

Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: Fuck The Soup and Salad

Y'all are surprised by this? This is coming from fans of a school that outwardly protected a football player that broke a girl's face. The school, Norman PD, and the business owner all cooperated to keep the footage from being released. Dusty Dvoracek literally almost beat his own friend to death in a bar in Norman and was dismissed from the team only to be allowed back a few months later. The guy spent five days in the ICU and was unconscious when he initially arrived at the hospital. I mean, shit, the school mascot is them gloating about being land thieves. Seriously. None of this should surprise anyone.

I'll take the buff one. She seems sturdy. Built for the long rides.

LOL these fucks have the undignified confidence of Ohio State fans mixed with the collective intelligence of aggy fans. And, yet, some of the fucking regards around here have fallen for it. Bless all of our hearts. This matchup reminds me a lot of the 2018 Sugar Bowl. Georgia fans were bleating on about how they deserved to be in the CFP and they were going to dick stomp Texas to prove it. Then, somewhere in the third quarter, the narrative changed to "Georgia didn't care about that game. Non-CFP bowl games are meaningless". Nope, it was just clear and obvious that Texas was the better team that day. The same as Texas was the better team against Alabama this year (and last year but not having Quinn lost us that game a la Colt McCoy). TLDR: Texas is going to fuck Washington up and I expect to win by at least 10 points. I think we're ahead by more by they will get a garbage time TD or FG to make it seem like less of a beat down. Texas 37 / Washington 27

The lulz would be epic, as would the tears, however, I'm firmly in the fuck ousux camp and I don't ever want to see them near a conference title game again. I think they're due for their own decade and a half of misery. Let it be so.

MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM!

Kid has more sense than BOTH of his parents. Good for him. https://youtu.be/F04h8Qhupx4?si=V-_j-MTpZG2i_MOj

Someone teach me how to log out please.

Someone teach me how to block assholes please.

Only thing wrong here is aggy has NEVER played in a NC game. Their sole semi-legitimate claim to a championship was awarded to them by the AP poll. They've never actually competed in a game with a trophy on the line. ETA: Their 1939 NC is claimed by USC as well and there's a very strong argument that Tennessee was the deserving team. They went undefeated and didn't allow a single point all season. So, yeah, aggy is trash.

Lol to all the butthurt pussies out there that ever doubted Texas. Fuck all of them. We're CFP contenders, bitches. All. The. Live. Long. Day. Motherfucker.

Second.

When they announce Texas is in, Kris Budden should strip buck ass naked and drop it down and make it clap. You know, for posterity.

You a bad man, Mo. Thanks!

I think something that is being entirely overlooked here is voodoo. 2009 National Championship game against Alabama Colt McCoy gets knocked out of the game. Saban and Alabama begin a 15 year rampage through the SEC amassing countless conference and national titles along the way. Texas goes on a 15 year ride on the struggle bus ride with countless heartbreaker games, no titles of any kind, and getting just absolutely dragged in the national media for a large portion of that time. This year, Texas goes into Tuscaloosa and does something that's never been done to Saban before. Complete domination by Texas. The bad medicine has been lifted. Texas will advance to the CFP. You may all rest easy.

In fact, FSU actually consulted with the Seminole Nation tribal leaders on how Osceola (the mascot) should be represented. FSU has the full support of the Seminole Nation and is immensely proud that our heritage is still on display in any fashion because the way of the white man is to completely erase our people, our history, and our traditions from the face of the earth because admitting that the atrocities committed against our people and the people of many other Nations was really fucked up and forcing people to recognize that might make some poster on a fan forum uncomfortable.

I'm just saying that if you want to call something racist maybe consult with the members of the group in question before blathering on subjects you know nothing about. It's all good though man. I can see why people might think it's racist but I can promise you that you'll be very hard pressed to find a member of the Seminole Nation that is even remotely offended by FSU.

Yup. Every tribal member has a tribal ID card as well as a CDIB card issued by the U.S. government.

As a card carrying member of the Seminole Nation, I can assure you not one of us give a single fuck. Our tribe is from the same area of Florida and we are The Unconquered People. They'll never take the Seminole name away from FSU and that's the way it should be.

How so?

Please, for the love of God, someone post the damn grim reaper visiting the Rig 12 schools meme. Preferably updated to show OSU on there. That shit is absolute gold, Jerry. And, I'm Smaug. I fucking NEED it.