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ElChupacabra

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  1. Someone please post the Big 12 teams grip reaper meme. I NEED IT
  2. Sarkisian did the classic back of the head rub because he was completely embarrassed for Yormark while also trying to hold in his laughter. At that point, I had completely lost it.
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  4. As someone who attended college in Oklahoma and partook in Greek Life, I can assure you that Okie frat boys are some fucking odd ducks. The OSU frats generally had good parties but there was an issue with one of them having a couple guys get AP from butt chugging so yeah... they're fucking weird. The OU frat boys were the type to talk all the shit in the world and then get completely manhandled by some random high school wrestler a la the viral bathroom fight video. That's like an every weekend occurrence. My frat was cool as fuck. 90% laid back dudes with jacked up trucks and land to throw ragers on. Best part--we have a chapter at UT so we'd make a couple trips a year to party with those guys. As a Texas kid residing in Oklahoma at the time, it was always a fucking blast to see my buddies' faces when they rolled into Austin for the first time and finally realized just how shitty even the nicest parts of OKC are. Good times. CSB and all that.
  5. If we get the rematch with OU and stomp their dicks in the dirt (don't worry, they'll dig them up. Sooners never let a good dick go to waste) Sarkisian should be known as Defeats All His Foes Ambrose.
  6. I can't emphasize how badass it is to see "Manning" on a Texas jersey. That shit is fucking cool.
  7. Hahaha delay of game on the defense is the chef's kiss on this game. No mas papi
  8. He gone. The writing has been on the wall since the third quarter of his first start if we're being honest with ourselves.
  9. Jimbo has already caught his new PB largemouth during his short stint in retirement. Going to be hard to lure him back after that.
  10. D line shit down their throats. My finger was hovering over the last digit for the Iowa Minor Abuse Hotline because the big boys were beating the brakes off these kids.
  11. Anybody got a stream? Currently watching on YouTube but the screen is covered for copyright BS.
  12. Read an article last night where they interviewed Archie Manning and asked him his thoughts on Arch at Texas. All good reports. Archie compared the different routes his son's took in college (Peyton starting as a Freshman and Eli redshirting then being second string then starting his junior season) and said that he believes Eli's path was and is the best route for a college QB to take. I could be wrong but reading between the lines it sounds like Archie and Fam have a plan for Arch and his progression. Of course there's a lot of external smoke just due to the name but from everything I've seen and read the Manning family wants to take things nice and slow with Arch and let him grow into being the next Manning great.
  13. Texas holds the longest win streak in the series at 8. ousux has a long of 6. Good try though
  14. Jefferson throws a pretty decent deep ball though. Shame they don't let him throw it more often.
  15. Hahahahahahahhahaha fumble. Jimbo is actively trying to kill his entire stable of QB's.
  16. Jefferson may be the best linebacker on the team. Shame he's stuck playing QB
  17. Funniest part about that is when he tried to flex before throwing the horns down and his Pillsbury arms didn't even amount to a skeeter bite
  18. Did the O line just ice their own kicker?
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