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That was outstanding. I played against a guy in high school who looked just like Robbie Benson, he was very good but what a complete asshole.

Gotta love those waterheads. File a FOI and make the committee show their work? What a hoot!

Committee likes word games... potential second round pitting St. Mary's v Iona. Gaels on Gaels violence.

Houston in Vegas would be fantastic, sadly appears not to be happening.

He looks more broken up than the Jayhawk faithful. Twat waffle and wannabe.

Who knows what would happen if CDC really went after Dixon. He would've taken the UCLA job in 2019 if TCU hadn't played hardball with his buyout, but his parents live (lived?) in Los Angeles where Dixon is from and were in exceedingly poor health. He wanted to work near them. I don't know what that tells us about his willingness to leave his alma mater. I do know this: he can coach circles around Terry the size of Saturn's rings. Would I rather have someone like Tony (or Randy) Bennett? Sure, but I would be fine with Dixon.

Neither McCullar nor Timmy Allen will play tonight; both teams just want to head into March Madness healthy. Not saying that no one wants to win, but it's not the priority. Big 12 teams are sick of playing each other.

Holy fuck. Go to the football board. Go directly to the football board. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.

Is it wrong that I was kind of hoping you were talking about Randy Bennett?

Because Tilman Fertitta believes that would be best for Cougar High? And with such great, shining examples of nepotism providing continued excellence, I have little doubt it's a done deal. Right. Kellen over Beard, I'm sure that would happen.

Hi name has been mentioned. So has Pitino, but I think he's going to wind up at a program with a more immediate chance of winning big.

Pitino has left a trail of off color behavior at most of his coaching ports of call. I don't for a second believe that Beard will be forced into a like atonement. Wait until some of the ACC bluebloods experience a prolonged downturn in their basketball fortunes; and by prolonged, maybe two years. They'll come calling. And if Bill Self keeled over from a stroke tomorrow, KU would be negotiating with Beard within a week. Same with Syracuse. Let's check in on Villanova soon. Kelvin Sampson retires unexpectedly? Pfft...

This quaint notion that no bluebood other than Kentucky will ever hire Beard is laughably idiotic. There's already talk of Pitino returning to a bigger program, and his dirty laundry list is longer than Beard's by several orbits of the earth.

For fuck's sake, One Ear... consider the various duties of a coaching staff. Rodney Terry has demonstrated an inability to have us ready for the start of games; to his credit, he made good halftime adjustments. The adjustments are a hallmark of a top-flight assistant coach; the other is what a great head coach does, get his team ready to play BEFORE the game begins. Beard had our guys ready to go - if not breathing fire - every game; Terry's halftime prowess seems to be fading. Beard created a team that was a terror on defense and the boards. Under Terry, we have abandoned defensive intensity and attacking the boards, opting instead to take a team of somewhat offensive challenged players and depending upon them to score like Jerry Tark's Runnin' Rebs. I hope our experienced players are able to overcome all of this and take us to the Final Four. And if they do, Hook 'Em Horns, Baby! And I still wouldn't make Terry our permanent head coach.

Seth Davis is an idiot. I concluded this after years of his stupid shit on CBS and I also have an Athletic account and he is only getting worse. He lacks analytical and critical thinking skills. He is incapable of original thought or genuine insight. Everything about him screams, "facile" and "my father is really smart and influential and the only reason I got into Duke."

This is correct, those Indiana boys stick together. Of course, they both live in Florida now.

Maybe Sark wants a second back to catch passes and move the sticks.

It's your goddamn fault with your avatar. I blame you. Actually, I'm with Pancho. Never for a minute did I think we would beat them for their Super Bowl. Disappointing, sure. Surprising? Not at all.

Steve Patterson was a resume-padding opportunist and mindless shithead when I was at The University. Empty heads and empty suits can all suck a big one. The fringes on both sides can and will cannibalize themselves. Sit tight.

Trying to decide whom it would be more satisfying to hit in the face with a shovel, Down's Syndrome Ainge or Bitch Boy Grill from ISU.

In a silent way.