urbanisnotcominghere

Just got word from one of my sources, he’s the brother of a cousin to the dog sitter for a BMD. Apparently Urban is coming here, you can bet on it. He is just deciding to wait because he wanted an extra challenge, so he let Herman finish off the shitty recruiting class he put together because that makes tons of sense. He will instead be piecing this program back together using transfers. Some names I’ve heard are Tom Brady, Earl Campbell (from 1975), Jesus Christ, and others. Joining him on the sidelines is Nick Saban, because y’all had him once, so why wouldn’t he come now?!?!?! the ghost of Michael Jackson will perform at halftimes

Yes!!

Thank you! Same to you 😘😘 I thought this would be fun to do while drunk and god I have not been disappointed! I’m gonna be back when it is announced (for the second time for you slow people) that Urban isn’t coming here to see the reactions!

Y’all already have been, so we’ll see what happens

Enjoy becoming the next Rice university. “We used to be good at football, but damnit at least we still have academics!” Haha this past decade is what every decade will look like for this program faaaar into the future

Lmaooo yeah, Young will leave what will probably be the defending National champions for this shit ass program. He’ll turn down the opportunity to take over a dynasty under the greatest head coach in college football history to come here and throw to 3 star receivers in the big 12. Your “sources” must be golden man

Just had to hop on Surly to say that I have never seen so many people setting themselves up for such a huge letdown! I love it!!