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  1. Stroked out or choked out?
  2. My 10 YO boy is slim but is SOLID muscle. I’m 51 YO and don’t remember the last time I worked out. So anyway, he’s being doing BJJ the past 1+ year. I watch him at the gym so now I think I know king fu. We wrestled in the living room yesterday, and that boy is freakin’ strong. As he got me in side control, he whispered in my ear “dad, you need to start working out because I’ll dominate you once I get to 90 pounds” (he’s only 80 now)
  3. WTF is wrong with US boomers? Fisting? Bisexual male? Pains me to say this, but I identify more with boomers on this one.
  4. I don't understand the digital ads where it's the entire grocery store deals of the week paper. Who actually looks at those?
  5. He posts on surly, so probably more for this
  6. Buy better hangers. I’ve switched to wood hangers. IKEA sells them and they aren’t that expensive. Also. Don’t hang empty hangers next to each other. Move one of the empty ones to the end of the closet rod. Problem solved.
  7. * DELETE * Didn't read the entire thread before responding. $1.2M will last a couple of years. Maybe 3 if you live in CA.
  8. My mom's friend wanted an Apple gift card from the US, because some technical mumbo jumbo. I mailed it to my parents on 09/17. It still hadn't arrived by end of October, so we waited some more. It FINALLY arrived on 11/27. 5-7 business days is bullshit. Thanks a lot Obama.
  9. That’s what you thought? The entire time I wondered if Tom Hanks ever thought about sticking his dong into a coconut.
  10. Looks 'shopped. That's a bottle of Nikka Whisky From The Barrel. Really fantastic stuff for around $60.
  11. My neighbors got a little yip yap dog that they shoo out of the house when it yips yaps too much inside the house, so all of the neighbors get to here the little bitch. That is all.
  12. Yeah. Turning is incredible considering my grandparents had cancer and dementia; and he was in an induced coma for 2 weeks after he got hit by a motorcycle.
  13. lol at token non-black dude swinging his widdle fists.
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