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  1. Brake > clutch
  2. I’m not your guy, friend.
  3. My daughter was mad at my wife this morning because my wife changed her alarm time. When I asked her why she needed so much time in the morning. Her: Because I have to do this and that and yada yada yada… and I’m not you, I don’t wear a uniform. Me: ??? Her: You always wear gray slacks and just a different shirt.
  4. lol. I did a double take because that guy (old Asian man) dresses like my dad. And that something my dad would totally do.
  5. Background: I'm responsible for managing our office's budget. I dread looking at the reports every month because it's fucking tedious. Whenever invoices come in, the receptionist will process them, kick them up to the office manager for first level approval. Anything above $1,000 gets kicked up to me for approval. It doesn't take a lot of time, but it's just one more thing to do. So before my office manager went on maternity leave, she asked if I could do the first level of approvals which she is usually responsible for. I said fine. But holy fucking shit, I get at least 20-30 requests everyday. Our receptionist is new and scatterbrained. Instead of ordering a bunch of stuff at once, I get invoices for a box of paper, 2 boxes of paper, a bag of mints, 2 cases of water... I asked the receptionist to consolidate her orders, but nope, still getting multiple a day. Fucking tedious and takes me away from my main work.
  6. The guy with the chair looked like an employee. He either gets no tip, or a giant one. I guess it depends on who's got the check. Lol at the waitress running in at 0:08 to save a menu. And from Reddit...
  7. Aren't you also the connoisseur of the brisket seasoned with liquid smoke and cooked in a metal turkey pan?
  8. I went downtown early in our relationship and will still occasionally dive into the muff. But she doesn't need / want it, and think it's gross if I kiss her afterwards. As long as she goes downtown on me I'm happy with the way it is.
  9. Turn up the volume!
  10. That I got fucked by the Seattle team - doing their work while they all went on vacation. That was 5 years ago...
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