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  1. Tony or Mr. White. I’d take the risk of getting buried in a garbage heap or desert for the conversation.
  2. Despite the fact my parents live in a foreign country, I'm okay with the ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD banning American from entering their countries until the MAGA movement dies a horrible, guillotine shortened life.
  3. Does EVERYONE in the administration wake up everyday and say to themselves, what is the best thing I can do for America / world and just do the fucking opposite?
  4. Guess he's busy with Venezuela and planning to take over Colombia, Cuba, Canada, Mexico, Greenland, etc.
  5. Shoot, might as well give him the Nobel Peace Prize now. Why wait until October. Or we can create a Noble Peace Prize and put it in his happy meal.
  6. Been following some Dolphin's forums, and a lot of comments were about QE knowing Mike McDaniel's playbook like Tua, but with a stronger arm. Majority of them are sick of Tua's don't-give-a-shit attitude. So we'll see.
  7. Whose wife / girlfriend / daughter is this? syracuseMcDonald’s worker hospitalized after reaching into hot fr...Officials said she dropped a wireless earbud and was trying to retrieve it.
  8. You don’t think the people who donated towards the ballroom wouldn’t donate a bit more to own part of Greenland the minerals beneath the snow? When this is all said and done, the guillotines need to make a comeback.
  9. The ARISTOCRATS!!! One day we're gonna teach our kids to stop acting like a baby president.
  10. My office manager is too obtuse to know what she's taking up 80% of the airspace. A few of us were in the kitchen with the head honcho of the western group. He's telling the story of him being stranded in the construction trailer for a few days when Hurricane Allison blew through Houston. It's a riveting story, but the office manager wanted to interject every 10 seconds to tell her personal story about being out during a spring shower without an umbrella. I try to create space for other voices, but 1 second of dead air means she has to tell us about the great deal on solar panels she got 20 years ago...
  11. Superhero replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    The House isn't gonna impeach him. The senate definitely won't vote to convict. Greenland is fucked. We're fucked. The whole got damn world is fucked.
  12. My biggest problem with skiing anywhere is driving through the snow on a rental car without snow tires. I did a bit of unintentional drifting and my son got super excited while my wife screamed a little. What car did you rent and did it come with snow tires?
  13. He's a great golfer because he keeps his own score and can't count past potato.
  14. Ratio down at 55:1 today. This is the average ratio of when I was still actively buying PM. No way in hell I'm dropping a dime on new PM these days. Silver topped $81/oz this morning.
  15. Just because there are no overt displays of Trump shit, doesn't mean they won't vote for him anyway in '28 because damn libruls gonna allow John, who was born Joanne, play tennis against other girls.
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