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  1. Good suggestion. Hi Siri... make me a graph. * nope, didn't work
  2. Well, I just ate half a bag of peanut brittle. Which drink has fewer calories?
  3. So... the "hey can you help with filling out the Owner's form?" request that was supposed to take 1/2 day turned into me working 'til 2AM last night. The data didn't make sense because the "exec" is an idiot. I brought it up at 8AM, and we didn't start updating the data until 4PM. That means I'll spend another 2 hours updating the spreadsheets with the new data. AND they also want me to put together some graphs (I suck at Excel graphics). Getting to the point. I'm going to get a drink now. At the office. And no one can stop me. Choices are Blue Moon, Red Trolley (ale), or a couple fingers of Glenlivet 14. I think I'm going with whisky.
  4. Nissan Altima talk not goin away.
  5. Or drive a Nissan Altima onto the used car lot to buy another a more recent version of used Nissan Altima.
  6. If they throw last minute proposals at me, then you're damn right I'm drinking at my desk. And Friday afternoons. Or pretty much whenever the VPs are out (quite often actually) and I rule the office.
  7. There are Nissan Altimas with $0 down and $299 for 96 months with your name on it. Why wait to get yourself into a Nissan Altima? People will be laughing with at you when you see you driving ‘round town.
  8. Windows: Update and restart (estimate: 3 min) Still waiting…
  9. In late '24, early '25, my BIL's advisor suggested moving out of stocks, bonds and mortgages and invest it elsewhere. He liquidated all his stock, bonds, paid off the houses and went all in on gold and silver. I don't know my BIL's net worth or even what he does, but I'm guessing easily over $10M.
  10. I'm stopped watering down my whiskies. Straight up room temperature, neat, poured from the bottle next to my desk at home (and sometimes at the office).
  11. Statement from Strava: "We are aware of an employee who exhibited extremely concerning off-hours behavior. We don't condone violence of any kind and this does not reflect the standards we expect of our team. This past Monday, we made the decision to end the individual's employment." Gold comments from Reddit: @GhostOfTomJoad What do you think?
  12. Finished the Widow Jane, now onto Abelour 12. It’s not as syrupy sweet as I remembered.
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