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Superhero

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  1. Who is the one on the left at the bottom? Asking for a friend who wants to send flowers.
  2. Smoot-Hawley, Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act.
  3. I park my cart in a corner, or next to a column if I need extra time to look for something. Eggs, Chobani yogurt, hard tofu and eggs are grabbed along the way. Hate it when people leave their cars in the middle of the aisle. I mean WTF lady.
  4. One is the regular Chobani. The other is Chobani Flip with stuff on the side that you can mix into the yogurt.
  5. She was amazing The Greatest Showman
  6. My son’s derby car (built by dad, and painted by sister) came in 9th out of 120+ cars. This year he wanted speed, so no fancy shape, just a simple wedge painted like a watermelon. I think we could have gone faster if the weights were further back and higher on the body. But oh well, respectable showing nonetheless.
  7. Our grocery list is a shared Notes file on our phones. We start with the store, and everything we need / want from the store is a separate line with a checkbox. If we need it, we’ll go in the app, check the thing we need, and once it’s in the basket, we uncheck it. The let’s-make-it-even-more-efficient part of me organizes the list by how I would walk through the grocery store - produce section first, then dairy, meat, pastas, etc. This also depends on particular grocery store and how it’s laid out. Its pretty efficient instead of my wife and I texting each other to see what we need.
  8. Fun article: https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/b-c-has-pulled-red-state-liquor-from-the-shelves-in-response-to-trumps-tariff/article_9457a82d-b561-5b58-b7b0-5371a181e8cd.html
  9. As if the Texas education system isn't already one of the worst.
  10. A modern art museum. Because everyone will look at you and say what the fuck is it supposed to mean. [yes I realize the posts were from > 2 years ago]
  11. We should put a wager on which groups will get the most buttfucked in the next 4 years. Palestinians, farmers / meat processors, poor people, TBD. What say you?
  12. My GF during college (virgin) wanted me to sleep with her when she heard her grandfather had died. I declined at the time. Take my man card. But I did pop her cherry later. Which was nice.
  13. Being paid to not work seems pretty inefficient. Where is DOGE on this?
  14. Haha. Can't wait to see the shit storm this creates. TSMC has 65% of market share in chip production. I didn't see a tariff rate, but your appliances, cars, computers, just got a lot more expensive. Also, the dumbfuck thinks chip manufacturing can be turned on like a faucet. No you idiot, fab plants take a while to build. TSMC invested billions in the US and started construction on their first plant in 2021 and have yet to produce a single chip. Their second plant has been delayed until 2027 - 2028.
  15. How many acts total? You may want to space (haha) it out a bit so people can discuss who would win in a battle between the Star Wars and Star Trek universes. For the record, Star Trek would win. Ask me why.
  16. This was in China. I’m surprised the developers didn’t just kill him in the middle of the night.
  17. Seriously? Do I have to be the first person? 6, 5, X, 1, X, 2, 7, 3, ?, 4
  18. On Fridays, my wife usually drops my daughter off at gymnastics and I pick her up. I left the office a little late, and was nervous that she'd be sitting on the curb watching the other parents picked up their kids. Luck would have it that traffic was light, and I got there with a few minutes to spare. So I went upstairs to the waiting area, and wait a minute... why is my wife here? I looked again, and I swear this woman looked a LOT like my wife, like A LOT. Same haircut, skin tone, same mannerism, etc. but those aren't her sunglasses and phone case, and the nose was a little different. But she could pass as my wife's doppelganger if she wanted to. I did what every creeper would do, and took a photo. I shared it with our friends chat group, and I said "Look, I found superheroine's twin sister, haha." There were a flurry of messages with the guys agreeing with me, the wives saying no, my wife is hotter. Anyway this is how the conversation ended. Yeah, she's still mad at me. But worth it. (Also, the boy sitting next to her was wearing all Under Armor. My boy has the same shirt and shorts.)
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