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Superhero

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  1. Background: I'm responsible for managing our office's budget. I dread looking at the reports every month because it's fucking tedious. Whenever invoices come in, the receptionist will process them, kick them up to the office manager for first level approval. Anything above $1,000 gets kicked up to me for approval. It doesn't take a lot of time, but it's just one more thing to do. So before my office manager went on maternity leave, she asked if I could do the first level of approvals which she is usually responsible for. I said fine. But holy fucking shit, I get at least 20-30 requests everyday. Our receptionist is new and scatterbrained. Instead of ordering a bunch of stuff at once, I get invoices for a box of paper, 2 boxes of paper, a bag of mints, 2 cases of water... I asked the receptionist to consolidate her orders, but nope, still getting multiple a day. Fucking tedious and takes me away from my main work.
  2. The guy with the chair looked like an employee. He either gets no tip, or a giant one. I guess it depends on who's got the check. Lol at the waitress running in at 0:08 to save a menu. And from Reddit...
  3. Aren't you also the connoisseur of the brisket seasoned with liquid smoke and cooked in a metal turkey pan?
  4. I went downtown early in our relationship and will still occasionally dive into the muff. But she doesn't need / want it, and think it's gross if I kiss her afterwards. As long as she goes downtown on me I'm happy with the way it is.
  5. Turn up the volume!
  6. That I got fucked by the Seattle team - doing their work while they all went on vacation. That was 5 years ago...
  7. Blurb from CNN. Those senators are fucking idiots.
  8. Gold spot price hit $4,000/oz this morning this morning.
  9. If you don’t eat for a month, you won’t need Ozempic, which in turn will save you $140/mo.
  10. Tire last time SWA canceled my flight, I ended up renting a car and driving from LAS to SNA. We stopped in Barstow to get gas and In-n-Out, ate in the restaurant and shared life stories. We got to SNA at 3AM and I was able to attend a client meeting at 10AM. That was a little stressful but I would gladly do that again if it was less than 6 hours and fit the story.
  11. Jill Taylor
  12. That looks like something out of a 70s James Bond movie.
  13. Dad?
  14. If it hasn't already killed me in 1.3 Mike Gundys, I'll probably be okay.
  15. Demo contractors on these types of projects are usually subs to the GC... which unfortunately happens to be the one I work for. I'm hating the "we're just building a building" Nuremberg defense. Even though we've done a lot of work with the federal government, and will continue to do so, this is a project we should have walked away from.
  16. I didn’t know my wife was moonlight as your clerk. A family axiom, passed down from my grandmother, is, there is never too much food. My dad, my sister and I stay true to that belief. So what if there are leftovers?It just means you have lunch for tomorrow and you don’t need to cook dinner either. My wife and I used to fight about how we’re raising the kids. Now we fight about how much food to get when we’re having friends over.
  17. Thanks for touting the benefits of Crowdstrike. If that’s the best out there, then I’m okay with it. My beef is with having 4 different anti-virus, anti-malware softwares installed which has noticeably slowed down my computer. My friends in the IT department (important to be friends with them) already though 3 layers was a PITA to managed.
  18. And courics are a measure of weight.
  19. Just got a pop up window from our IT department saying it’s going to install Crowdstrike Falcon Sensor. This is on TOP of Windows Security, ZScaler, Trend Vision One Endpoint Security, and Duo Mobile 2-step authentication… My computer is crawling with every addition level of security. Total overkill.
  20. Josh reminds me Sully from Monsters Inc. Someone I could totally see myself becoming friends with. Christian is real life Charlie Day.
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