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Superhero

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  1. So... the "hey can you help with filling out the Owner's form?" request that was supposed to take 1/2 day turned into me working 'til 2AM last night. The data didn't make sense because the "exec" is an idiot. I brought it up at 8AM, and we didn't start updating the data until 4PM. That means I'll spend another 2 hours updating the spreadsheets with the new data. AND they also want me to put together some graphs (I suck at Excel graphics). Getting to the point. I'm going to get a drink now. At the office. And no one can stop me. Choices are Blue Moon, Red Trolley (ale), or a couple fingers of Glenlivet 14. I think I'm going with whisky.
  2. Nissan Altima talk not goin away.
  3. Or drive a Nissan Altima onto the used car lot to buy another a more recent version of used Nissan Altima.
  4. If they throw last minute proposals at me, then you're damn right I'm drinking at my desk. And Friday afternoons. Or pretty much whenever the VPs are out (quite often actually) and I rule the office.
  5. There are Nissan Altimas with $0 down and $299 for 96 months with your name on it. Why wait to get yourself into a Nissan Altima? People will be laughing with at you when you see you driving ‘round town.
  6. Windows: Update and restart (estimate: 3 min) Still waiting…
  7. In late '24, early '25, my BIL's advisor suggested moving out of stocks, bonds and mortgages and invest it elsewhere. He liquidated all his stock, bonds, paid off the houses and went all in on gold and silver. I don't know my BIL's net worth or even what he does, but I'm guessing easily over $10M.
  8. I'm stopped watering down my whiskies. Straight up room temperature, neat, poured from the bottle next to my desk at home (and sometimes at the office).
  9. Statement from Strava: "We are aware of an employee who exhibited extremely concerning off-hours behavior. We don't condone violence of any kind and this does not reflect the standards we expect of our team. This past Monday, we made the decision to end the individual's employment." Gold comments from Reddit: @GhostOfTomJoad What do you think?
  10. Finished the Widow Jane, now onto Abelour 12. It’s not as syrupy sweet as I remembered.
  11. This is cool though
  12. Ever consider that he might be the asshole?
  13. Sitting down at my home office desk with 2 fingers of Widow Jane 10. Trying to get everything done before I go on vacation next week. What is up with all these proposals due right before Christmas and right after the new year? Nobody's gonna read them anyway so why are we busting out asses?
  14. I don't see the "willing to blow your husband at least once a week" on the Merit side of the ledger.
  15. I'd have to disagree with that. I have a cheap ass Chevy Traverse with 3 climate zones and automatic seat warmer that turns on when it gets below 50° outside. I'm not trading my creature comfort for something out of a 2002 Nissan Altima.
  16. Footage of a Waffle House job interview process.
  17. Red Breast 12 YO. Neat. Need another distraction from prepping for a meeting tomorrow. Surly, a movie on my iPad and a nice whiskey. I'm never gonna get this meeting agenda done.
  18. Wife on a school night - watching Stranger Things with the kids until 10PM. Wife on the weekend - telling the kids no more screen time after 8:30, in bed by 9:30. Also, after the kids are in bed, she brings her computer into my daughter's room to ask if she wants something on Amazon. My stance for a while was "you have to ask mommy". From now on, I'll be the one controlling the TV remote and setting the bed times.
  19. FIFY
  20. Something something South Austin's mom.
  21. My old coworker used to call saag paneer baby shit. Because it looks like baby shit, and it would be indistinguishable coming out of your butt as well.
  22. Need back story. Lots of chatter about Nicole killing people. Feel left out on the open secret. Also, the Firefly Firebird is down to $199. Tempted, but I don't need another guitar. https://guitarsgarden.com/collections/fffb/products/new-firefly-ffdb-electric-guitar-sunburst-color-1
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