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Superhero

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  1. Jill Taylor
  2. That looks like something out of a 70s James Bond movie.
  3. If it hasn't already killed me in 1.3 Mike Gundys, I'll probably be okay.
  4. Demo contractors on these types of projects are usually subs to the GC... which unfortunately happens to be the one I work for. I'm hating the "we're just building a building" Nuremberg defense. Even though we've done a lot of work with the federal government, and will continue to do so, this is a project we should have walked away from.
  5. I didn’t know my wife was moonlight as your clerk. A family axiom, passed down from my grandmother, is, there is never too much food. My dad, my sister and I stay true to that belief. So what if there are leftovers?It just means you have lunch for tomorrow and you don’t need to cook dinner either. My wife and I used to fight about how we’re raising the kids. Now we fight about how much food to get when we’re having friends over.
  6. Thanks for touting the benefits of Crowdstrike. If that’s the best out there, then I’m okay with it. My beef is with having 4 different anti-virus, anti-malware softwares installed which has noticeably slowed down my computer. My friends in the IT department (important to be friends with them) already though 3 layers was a PITA to managed.
  7. And courics are a measure of weight.
  8. Just got a pop up window from our IT department saying it’s going to install Crowdstrike Falcon Sensor. This is on TOP of Windows Security, ZScaler, Trend Vision One Endpoint Security, and Duo Mobile 2-step authentication… My computer is crawling with every addition level of security. Total overkill.
  9. Josh reminds me Sully from Monsters Inc. Someone I could totally see myself becoming friends with. Christian is real life Charlie Day.
  10. I like how Mike Gundy is now a measure of time. So is a score just 1/2 of a Mike Gundy? And a Scaramucci is 1/2080 of a Mike Gundy?
  11. I still have about $190K to go, but I'm slow paying it because my rate is 2.5% and that's practically free money now. Crossing my fingers that real estate prices and interest rates won't be crazy when I'm ready to buy a place for my kids.
  12. Also the panic of driving to Blockbuster at 11:47 trying to return the tape in time.
  13. Reminds me of this
  14. Trying to log into my FSA benefits provider, and they are asking me to update to a 15-20 character password. Who da fuq has a 15-20 character password? Raise your hands to be rediculed.
  15. Proof that the sanctions are really working. Oi! You can't pahk there.
  16. If I had to wait 10 minutes, I wouldn't mind standing behind her. Tiny, black, uncircumsized. Somewhere in Africa, a pygmy is intruigued. Really? My daughter has been asking for a pair of these because they're the in thing at her middle school.
  17. Infuriating back and forth between my wife and daughter during dinner… Wife: After dinner I need you to do what you’re supposed to do okay? Daughter: What am I supposed to do? Wife: I already told you. Daughter: I don’t remember, can you just tell me? Wife: No, because I already told you so many times this afternoon. At this point, my son jumps in: Mommy, can you tell her what she’s supposed to do? Wife: No, if you’re not going to remember, I’m not going to tell you again.
  18. I’ve been playing more battle royale than any other mode lately because it’s fun AF. I’ve been fortunate with some teammates who are good to very good. I’ve probably played 10-15 rounds and have won 2x.
  19. EZ. Donuts.
  20. Behind a tree. With a she, or is it he? I will not pee into a hole, I will not pee onto mole. It may turn into a motto, but we should all pee in a bottle.
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