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Superhero

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  1. Stroked out or choked out?
  2. My 10 YO boy is slim but is SOLID muscle. I’m 51 YO and don’t remember the last time I worked out. So anyway, he’s being doing BJJ the past 1+ year. I watch him at the gym so now I think I know king fu. We wrestled in the living room yesterday, and that boy is freakin’ strong. As he got me in side control, he whispered in my ear “dad, you need to start working out because I’ll dominate you once I get to 90 pounds” (he’s only 80 now)
  3. WTF is wrong with US boomers? Fisting? Bisexual male? Pains me to say this, but I identify more with boomers on this one.
  4. I don't understand the digital ads where it's the entire grocery store deals of the week paper. Who actually looks at those?
  5. He posts on surly, so probably more for this
  6. Buy better hangers. I’ve switched to wood hangers. IKEA sells them and they aren’t that expensive. Also. Don’t hang empty hangers next to each other. Move one of the empty ones to the end of the closet rod. Problem solved.
  7. * DELETE * Didn't read the entire thread before responding. $1.2M will last a couple of years. Maybe 3 if you live in CA.
  8. My mom's friend wanted an Apple gift card from the US, because some technical mumbo jumbo. I mailed it to my parents on 09/17. It still hadn't arrived by end of October, so we waited some more. It FINALLY arrived on 11/27. 5-7 business days is bullshit. Thanks a lot Obama.
  9. That’s what you thought? The entire time I wondered if Tom Hanks ever thought about sticking his dong into a coconut.
  10. Looks 'shopped. That's a bottle of Nikka Whisky From The Barrel. Really fantastic stuff for around $60.
  11. My neighbors got a little yip yap dog that they shoo out of the house when it yips yaps too much inside the house, so all of the neighbors get to here the little bitch. That is all.
  12. Yeah. Turning is incredible considering my grandparents had cancer and dementia; and he was in an induced coma for 2 weeks after he got hit by a motorcycle.
  13. lol at token non-black dude swinging his widdle fists.
  14. Uhhhh... did you read Clear and Present Danger or Patriot Game or The Sum of All Fears? Those movies had same concepts as the books, and that's about it. Clear and Present Danger was a kickass book. Casting Willem Dafoe as John Clark was a joke.
  15. If Stephen Miller was in charge
  16. It’s been a long time, but agree that Godfather the movie matched the book 100% until it didn’t. I don’t remember the exact scene, but I consciously thought it deviated from the book. The fantastic movie eventually went back to the fantastic book. God reminder!
  17. So I was staying at the Holiday Inn express and watched a Youtube video talking about ground effects, so I'm an expert now. Explain to me in crayon why the new regs are trying to reduce ground effects.
  18. Link?
  19. Why would you post that gif when this one was out there.
  20. Damn. Lots of great robots, androids and humanoids. If I had to pick my top 3 K2SO Bender TARS / CASE / KIPP Only reason Twiki should be on any list is because he gets to smell Erin Gray's farts.
  21. I Robot took the name of the book and threw away everything else. The original Running Man took the general premise, but the "games" completely missed the mark. The Hunt for Red October followed the book pretty well. I thought the movie was better than the book. The Shawshank Redemption followed the book until towards the end. I don't think Red ever made it out of Shawshank. I only got through 1.5 books of Foundation, but I don't recall there any reference to Brother Dawn, Day, Dusk. Those books were a beating.
  22. In case Sainz ever loses his seat, at least he's got a side gig being a hair model.
  23. We got a robot vacuum/mop during Black Friday week. It's a MASSIVE upgrade in terms of me not having to vacuum and using a vacuum wet mop. This thing also has cameras and sensors, so it's actually navigating between chair legs instead of randomly bumping around and getting stuck under the dining table. I have it programmed to clean the entire downstairs 2x a week, and mopping the kitchen another 2 days during the week.
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