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Superhero

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  1. My neighbors brought over 30 eggs today. The husband got 180 eggs from an egg farm and decided to share with us. Awfully nice of them.
  2. So we can get extra seasons of Andor?
  3. Are any of the illegals that have been arrested and detainee white? Curious minds want to know.
  4. For a 42 YO woman who looks pretty fine and never been married (or divorced) is a giant red flag. There was a girl from my high school who posts selfies on FB. Never any friends in the pictures, just her by her lonesome.
  5. Closed my x account. Curious what the comments were.
  6. Prison pizza?
  7. Getting it on with the wife Sunday morning, and the kids start banging on the door because they want their iPads.
  8. Who is the one on the left at the bottom? Asking for a friend who wants to send flowers.
  9. Smoot-Hawley, Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act.
  10. I park my cart in a corner, or next to a column if I need extra time to look for something. Eggs, Chobani yogurt, hard tofu and eggs are grabbed along the way. Hate it when people leave their cars in the middle of the aisle. I mean WTF lady.
  11. One is the regular Chobani. The other is Chobani Flip with stuff on the side that you can mix into the yogurt.
  12. She was amazing The Greatest Showman
  13. My son’s derby car (built by dad, and painted by sister) came in 9th out of 120+ cars. This year he wanted speed, so no fancy shape, just a simple wedge painted like a watermelon. I think we could have gone faster if the weights were further back and higher on the body. But oh well, respectable showing nonetheless.
  14. Our grocery list is a shared Notes file on our phones. We start with the store, and everything we need / want from the store is a separate line with a checkbox. If we need it, we’ll go in the app, check the thing we need, and once it’s in the basket, we uncheck it. The let’s-make-it-even-more-efficient part of me organizes the list by how I would walk through the grocery store - produce section first, then dairy, meat, pastas, etc. This also depends on particular grocery store and how it’s laid out. Its pretty efficient instead of my wife and I texting each other to see what we need.
  15. Fun article: https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/b-c-has-pulled-red-state-liquor-from-the-shelves-in-response-to-trumps-tariff/article_9457a82d-b561-5b58-b7b0-5371a181e8cd.html
  16. As if the Texas education system isn't already one of the worst.
  17. A modern art museum. Because everyone will look at you and say what the fuck is it supposed to mean. [yes I realize the posts were from > 2 years ago]
  18. We should put a wager on which groups will get the most buttfucked in the next 4 years. Palestinians, farmers / meat processors, poor people, TBD. What say you?
  19. My GF during college (virgin) wanted me to sleep with her when she heard her grandfather had died. I declined at the time. Take my man card. But I did pop her cherry later. Which was nice.
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