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Andor says hello.

Plenty of Mercedes, BMWs and a few Porsches parked in apartment parking garages. All about priorities.

How does she take that girth?

… then I think I’d have to sleep with the couch. Sacking JD would mean chief dumbass made a mistake. He’s gonna ride with the couch fucker ‘til the end.

I spoke too soon. We just moved offices and I took a dump for the first time in the new space. The seat was lower than at the old office, and even lower than the ones at home. It’s not quite squatty potty low, but I expect things to go more smoothly here. [Putting a silver lining around a shitty situation]

Are you 10 years old or just weird? I pity anyone who has to put up with your ignorance and broken moral compass. Now piss off and let the adults talk.

That sounds like an elementary school restroom with the low toilets and hold-down faucets. Are you sure you’re supposed to be there as a grown man?

I jammed my pinky while swimming with my kids. It’s still hurting after 3 weeks.

Hollywood and AI content creators. You have your instructions.

Steve Holt!

Are you implying that I'm an Ohio couch fucker?

We moved offices and the director level people now get their own offices (fuck you open offices). This is my new office on day 1. I need to personalize it. The white walls and fluorescent lighting make me think a black leather couch would seem appropriate, but unfortunately it won’t fit. Any of you want to play interior decorator?

FYI, when the woman was looking at the cat outside, she asked "Do you want to come in and sit for a while?"

My values and beliefs fall more in line with the Democratic agenda, and also because… morals. Excuse the rest in bullet points, engineer and all. I believe climate change is real and we need to fix this shit. Renewable or nuclear energy is the future - we can’t keep burning fossil fuels. I believe in equal rights for men and women. There was a clip where Kamala (?) was asking a Republic lawmaker if there were any specific laws targeted towards men. He couldn’t come up with any. So why should there be laws that only apply to women? I believe in fiscal responsibility. The national debt ballooned under Republican administrations. Not that the Democratic Party has done much better in terms of spending less, but they invest in people and infrastructure, and give tax breaks to corporations. Cutting corporate taxes from 35% to 21% was a travesty. I believe character matters. The Republican Party under Trump have exposed themselves to be morally bankrupt. Voting out the main sources of this corruption will hopefully bring the nation back towards the moderates where I firmly sit. I’m a first generation immigrant. I came legally. But I also believe the illegal immigrants should have an opportunity to become US citizens if they can prove to be contributing members of society. I believe in healthcare for all. Obama care isn’t perfect, but more people are insured than before. I believe a single-payer insurer will streamline and lower the cost of healthcare. I admit to not being the most democratic of voters I believe the government should step in at times to course correct against immorality and in the interest of people and growth. I admire Singapore a LOT. It’s not the most democratic, but the policies of the government have made it one of the most admired countries in the world. I know it’s a slippery slope where the government can go rogue, but since it became a republic almost 60 years ago, it has proven that it’s possible to balance peoples’ freedoms and the of the good country.

Same, but with Trader Joe's handmade tortillas. When they're open.

Good. Because otherwise they’d have to hose down all the shit and vomit from the cabin to the rear galley.

Because….? The friend is an idiot? Or because you think it’s a good idea to stop “associating” in case you catch a STD from said friend?

You sound absolutely Faaaaabuloooouuus!

A little breezy today