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Superhero

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  1. Lol, perfect timing. We were at an amusement park yesterday (last hurrah before school starts). We were waiting in line for a rollercoaster. The line was in an enclosed space, and the guy in front of us smelled like he last showered in June. His hair was unkempt and plastered to his face. He was wearing a sweatshirt in 80+ degree weather and his white socks were more of a piss yellow color. That dude's aura of stink was of old sour sweat, Doritos, and fire balls. I pulled my kids back to stay 6' away and could still smell him. It was awful.
  2. On Sunday, my son was counting out his money: birthday, Chinese New Year money from grandparents and other relatives. He came to me with $500 and said "Daddy, can you buy me a stock that follows the S&P?" We drove past a beautiful red Ferrari on our way home yesterday. I pointed it out to my kids, and my boy said "That's cool, but it costs too much. I'd rather buy a good lucking, medium priced car." So proud of him. OTOH, this stupid kid wants something every time we go out. He got a large Stitch (from Lilo and Stitch) when he last went to Disney with his summer camp, and also bought a massive labradorite crystal for $50 because he's into stones these days... smart and dumb at the same time.
  3. Hawaii is an exception. The weather there is awesome, especially in the evenings. Peru is also great in May. We were there many moons ago. T-shirt during the day and a light sweater in the evenings (just like SoCal).
  4. Hippo is a move the downhill runner if you need to move the chains on 4th and 1. No lateral quickness at all. I could do this with him for 20 minutes.
  5. Well, depends on which cruise line you take. I’ve only been on Carnival - when my wife and I were first married. While it is not a floating discount retail store, the people were Walmart all the way. And agree on just sitting back with a drink at a beach or in the mountains. We did the mountain thing last weekend, and we went to the beach today. Now I’m on my patio with a spatchcocked chicken on the grill and a tanqueray and tonic sweating on the patio table.
  6. I don't watch much TV. But replace it with staring another medium screen playing video games, and
  7. It didn't look like it. Even if he did, that hit would have compressed his spine something fierce. He'll need surgery and one of these for a long time.
  8. Crinkle / ruffle thick cut. Grilled ribs flavor Most tasty Potato
  9. Someone call pest control. The poor woman has caterpillars on her face.
  10. I like the one with Cola bezel black/red and gilt hands and indices.
  11. Fuck Roger Waters
  12. We rented a pontoon boat over the weekend. My sister brought out her sunblock. Exhibit A: The boat is pointing north, the wind is blowing north to south. My sister (red dot) was about to spray sunblock. I asked her to go to the back of the boat (green cross) where it wouldn't get on anyone else. She said of course and moved to the back of the boat. Exhibit B: We turned West. The wind is still blowing north to south. Scenario IF my sister had stayed where she was. We pointed the boat west. Had she stayed where she was, the people on the port side of the boat would have gotten a face full of sunblock. Exhibit C Boat pointing west. Wind still blowing north to south. Sister actually moved to the back of the boat. But since my sister had moved to the stern of the boat, she didn't spray anyone but herself. Wife: I guess your sister didn't need to move since the wind is blowing from the front of the boat to the back. Yes, she actually thought the wind would change directions depending on which way the boat was pointed.
  13. I've been impressed with Chase wrt fraudulent charges. The 2 I've gotten were a charge in Costa Rico 3 months after we visited; and 2 inflatable rafts delivered to bumfuck Tennessee in December. OTOH, BoA sucked balls. I had a card that was never activated (by me anyway). It was still in an envelope sitting on my desk for at least 6 months. I got a charge for $60 for some art piece in Ohio. Probably an inside job. BoA sucks.
  14. They have donkeys in College Station?
  15. C for me all, all day long* * 30 seconds
  16. The YF-23 fighter was faster, stealthier, and had longer range than the F-22 Raptor. Whoever made the decision to pick the F-22 really fucked up. When you have AA missiles with 40+ range, does low speed maneuverability matter all that much? And the YF-23 just looks so much cooler and futuristic
  17. Maybe I should STFU while the market is still so volatile. Portfolio down $70K today.
  18. Watched an interview with her a few years back and she looked fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. I'm surprised that she is isn't married. I don't understand why she got so much shit for giving BJ when I'm sure most women have done the same. * Just looked her up on Wikipedia. Apparently she had at least 2 other affairs with married men. So I guess she's just happier blowing other peoples' husbands.
  19. Gatorubet is a male model?
  20. Paging Mr. @Gatorubet Mr. Gatorubet please pick up the white courtesy phone.
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