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Shit My Kid Says
My boy learned something at school today. ”Did your know chickens poop and pee at the same time?” *raises his leg to show a dog peeing on a tree motion* ”I call that peeping”.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Heard on some podcast that saying please and thank you requires additional computer processing. Not much, but it adds up. So you decide whether you want to contribute to global temperatures rising or being added to “the list” when our AI overlords decide who dies, or are converted to human batteries.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Temu iFone responses to “Silly”.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Okay Boomer. Mrs. Superhero dresses pretty conservatively, but pull back her hair and she has a ring on her upper ear. She got it before I met her, and now she wears it because I ask her to. My sister is 53 and at fairly high up in her company. She dresses appropriate for her age and position, but rocks a tiny stud nose ring which look pretty good.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
My dad does all that and also at our regular grocery store, Trader Joe's, outdoor mall, indoor mall, my house, my sister's house, our AirBnB, Alaska cruise ship***, TJ Maxx, Tom Hilfiger store, and pretty much every other retail store and restaurant. *** I wasn't on the cruise, but my sister said my dad farted in an elevator when they were by themselves, and they bailed out at the next floor because it smelled so bad. There were people waiting to get on the elevator. They paused at the door, but for whatever reason, went in anyway. Everywhere is fair game when you're 85 and don't give a fart what other people think.
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My weekend at The Swamp 2025
That post was exhausting to read, but thanks for sharing your experience with the rest of us. I can’t imagine doing that with 3 friends let alone 400 strangers. You did a LOT because you love your adopted school, and sorry you had to take a financial hit. I’ll throw in $3.50 for your continued efforts to make all ‘horns feel connected, and the joy that this site brings to us.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
What's wrong with tattoos and nose rings? A small tattoo on the back of the neck or a tastefully done sleeve is
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Who should be our next OC hire?
Had anyone asked if Colt McCoy wants to coach?
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
- Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
Very few kids at my kid’s BJJ studio today so you can hear what they’re saying to each other. My kid and his sparring partner were talking about boba teas and which flavor they like. Apparently the other boy likes matcha. Other conversation was a boy offering his partner $1M if he lets go of his neck, and the other kid saying “No because I don’t think you have a a million dollars.”- Post a pic that makes you lol
Dad? (Referencing the fart video)- Dumb Question Amnesty Thread
Gaining data to one day pass the Turing test.- The Guitar Pron Thread
That is fucked up. Now I need to buy back my S-500. The only thing I didn't like about my S-500 was that the headstock was too long and it didn't fit in my Fender gig bag.- U.S.A. Map of Alcohol Consumption
In California, San Diego brews some fine, damn fine beer. Other red county is Sonoma. If you're not drinking in Napa or Sanoma, you're doing it wrong.- Post a pic that makes you lol
Who cares about the tattoo. What is up with those tiny nails?!?!- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
So confused. She looks Hispanic, but she gave her kid a white people name.- The Watch Fanatic Thread
- The Watch Fanatic Thread
Off to get the watch. Wish me luck.- Concerts you are attending
I'm actually glad he's "safe and non-controversial". I'm not an overly protective dad, but I'm okay with my kids not being exposed to too much drama while they're young. That said, I listen to Ozzy at home, and the kids also know he once bit a head off of a bat during a concert.- The Watch Fanatic Thread
I'm in construction. Why? [edit] Oh... realized I wrote INCHES instead of mm. Yeah, I realized it's the 2nd right after I posted the pic. It's only been a few days into October. I need a grace period of about 7 to make sure the date is correct.- Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
Lol, just found out my company is building the BBBR. I'm not a fan of our company doing work with this administration, but I also didn't complain when they did business with the previous administrations.- The Watch Fanatic Thread
Walked into the Tudor store after lunch today to look at a BB58. They actually had a GMT in stock. This is a terrible picture: and the plastic is still on, but do you think? It’s 39 inches and a lot more comfortable than the Seiko diver I’m wearing. The salesman said prices are going up because of tariffs, but will let me have it for the “original” price, which is about $4,900.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Hmmm... I need to go back and look at the deductibles. What I have noticed is that the coverage on the primary structure is now $880K. It was ~$350Kish when I first got the insurance. And yeah. That doesn't cover earthquake insurance which is probably another $1-2K.- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Being at the office by 7 on the day you're bidding a job is normal and mandatory. I'm just making sure they get the best pastries in town to start the day.- Gold bug / silver bug / numismatic / metals thread
Saw this on APMEX site. Silver's been a helluva bumpy ride. OTOH, gold has been smoother and has a better return. More reason for me to go trade in some silver for gold. - Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
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