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Superhero

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  1. Are you watching the Lord of the Rings Trilogy? Like I tell my kids, pee before the movie/car ride/flight, even if you don't have to go.
  2. You sit in an aisle seat in the movie theater?
  3. Nose looks crooked and potential snaggletooth. WNB.
  4. I’ve made the drive from LA to Vegas in 3 hours. I idea how I managed that. OTOH, we drove home from Vegas to LA yesterday afternoon. Traffic in the other direction was miserable. Would not be surprised it took them 6+ hours. (My record is 9 hours).
  5. My company is building a football performance center, aka practice building and fields. Trust me, they are NOT broke when it comes to their football program.
  6. I’m going to sleep in my own bed tonight after a week of travel.
  7. Reminds of this
  8. Ferrari gave Sainz the car he drove in his first Grand Prix win. https://www.si.com/fannation/racing/f1briefings/news/carlos-sainz-gifted-his-first-grand-prix-winning-car-in-heartfelt-ferrari-farewell-01jfykfybnk6 Pretty awesome of Ferrari for doing that. But they should’ve signed him for another 2 years instead of bringing in Hamilton.
  9. Username and what not.
  10. My wife is a sexual camel. A good, long, neighbor-waking moaning orgasm can last her a solid month. Then I spend the next month in the desert thirsty AF. Occasionally she’ll succumb to my advances, but it takes a whole day of perfect behavior on my end to get her wet
  11. Coming back from our ski trip, my wife booked a hotel called Fontainebleau (in Vegas). Never heard of it, it’s far away from the main hotels, and across the street from Circus Circus. Suffice to say, my expectations were really low. But it’s actually really really nice on the inside I’d put it a bit below Aria, and above some of the more established hotels which have become a bit dingy (looking at you Venetian). Would definitely stay here again next time we drive out to Utah
  12. So glad I got to see Junior Brown at the Continental Club many many years ago. Is Junior Brown and the Continental Club still around? And in the spirit of the thread, I loathe anyone who says “Where ya at.”
  13. 4” of fresh powder on the last day of our ski trip even though there was none in the forecast. Wish it had arrived on the first day, but still awesome for the kids (and me) to learn how to ski on powder. Also my daughter picking up skiing really quickly. She switched from snowboarding to skiing last year and was doing easy blues in 3 days. She is crushing blues now with the instructor saying she’s ready for black diamond runs.
  14. Yup, we got a solid 7 years out of it before gifting it to our friend. It was well built and I wouldn’t be surprised if some kid is still playing with it.
  15. I still remember 12/24/13, building that damn play kitchen. Started at 10, and finished a 3, with several drinks and “she better play with this shit until she’s 15” along the way.
  16. Turn down the static electricity around your boy.
  17. Can we debate the merits or the weaknesses of the ASU RB without deliberately mis-spelling his name? It’s fucking juvenile.
  18. We were in Vegas with her siblings the past few days. Her @ 9:15. “We’re going to meet your cousins for breakfast at 10 okay?” Me starting to get ready and am ready by 9:20. Me @ 9:35. “Hey guys, change out of your PJs and let’s get ready.” Me @ 9:40, 9:42, 9:45, etc. Me @ 10:00: “We’re supposed to be downstairs by now…” Me @ 10:05. “I’m going downstairs with the kids. Will see you there.” @ 10:08, we see her frantically jogging past us. “Guys, we need to hurry, we were supposed to be there at 10.”
  19. My coworker is great at bargain hunting. Some of the stuff he came up with in the past were amazing, but the latest one takes the cake. He’s leasing a 2023 Mercedes EQS SUV for $500/mo. No money down, got the $7,500 federal tax credit. So he’s essentially driving around in a $115K after TT&L car for less than $200/mo. Im constantly amazed by what he comes up with.
  20. That’s a lot of Careless Whispers.
  21. “X, formerly known as Twitter.” It’s been over 2 years, why do we still need a reminder?
  22. Playing a VR game with my son (haptic suits and everything) and repeatedly shooting him in the nuts.
  23. Shit. I’d rather have Elon than Trump. Both are egotistical and racist, but at least Elon knows how NOT to turn everything he touches into dogshit. Will Elon be vengeful? Probably. But I bet he doesn’t get butthurt every time someone says something slightly negative.
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