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Sam Ehlinger
Sam didn’t make the roster. He was last person cut. The QB2 for Denver is pretty good so maybe he wouldn’t have ever gotten on the field. Maybe some team with a shitty backup will claim him off waiver.
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Hood fights and other hood shenanigans
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
My kids and I salt our food when Mrs. Superhero cooks.
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Texas -- a failed state
Y'all are welcome to move to California. Need some good alumni to watch football with.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Boop
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I went on a walk with my parents towards the regional park by my house. We hear someone honking and turn around to see this kid on an electric bike getting people out of his way. He rode by at 20 mph and went straight into the regional park. At that time of day, there are a lot of people there with their dogs and kids. Fucker. I want e-bikes to be banned. Period. If they aren't banned, then I hope those idiots don't buckle the straps on their helmet and ride full speed into a tree.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Yeah, that looks totally safe. Boy at the 10 second mark probably learned his lesson to strap his helmet.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I watched Empire Strikes Back as a kid, and could have sworn that when Luke jumped off the platform, Darth Vader used the force to lift him back onto the platform, but let him go when Luke jumped again. I was 5 at the time, so I did not knowingly smoking dope or drop acid. Weird.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
You could have just said Nissan. The rest is implied.
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Pics of parking douche baggery
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
- Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
When I used to sweat under the sun for a few hours, I'd jump in the shower with 2 cans of cold Meeeeeller Laht. Drinking in the shower is under-rated, and should be done on a semi-regular basis. In fact, I will move some shampoo bottles to make room for beers later tonight.- Post a pic that makes you lol
In Taiwan, they actually have professional cryers at funerals. I suppose families thought the louder you cry, the more you loved the deceased person. For my grandmother's funeral, my aunts ponied up for a professional funeral cryer who wailed into a microphone for an hour - sobs, moans, "grandma, why did you have to die, etc.". It was annoying as fuck.- Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
We have a really nice outdoor space at my office. Nice enough that people will come here to take engagement, wedding, resume pictures standing in front of trees. I'm working outside because it's an icebox in my office. The outdoor speaker has played 3 Phil Collins / Genesis songs in the past hour. This makes me happy.- Bevoette and Jade's lol pics
Dog made the wrong decision. She's not that hot.- Shit My Kid Says
My parents have been staying with us over the summer. My mom has been a HUGE help around the house and making dinner. My son has been enjoying her cooking. Me: Ah-ma is only staying with us until Friday. Do you want her to make you anything? 10 YO boy: Awww... I like her cooking. *pause* Actually her cooking is just passively better, but It's just better than what mommy makes, which is really bad.- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Never tried Vegemite. I think both get vile reviews. Apparently Marmite has a strong umami taste. I may rescue the jar and use it for stews when winter rolls around.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
We renovated our bathroom last year and made the shower larger. Shower head points down so the water doesn’t spray over some parts of the shower. Wife (coming out of shower): Can you look at the drain? It smells like pee. I think the pee smell is coming from the drain. Me: Did you pee in the shower? Her: Yeah. Why? Me: Your pee probably splashed and didn’t get washed down the drain. Do you remember what you did? Her: I don’t know. Can you just look at it? It smells bad in here! (I proceed to take the hand shower and spray down the entire shower. No more smell) Me: There, no more pee smell. You need to aim better next time.*** *TONE* *** is it even possible for women to aim?- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
If you’ve never had marmite and butter on toast, you owe it to yourself to never try it. i had it as a kid living in South Africa and thought it was pretty good. 45 years later and ugh… waste of $6, straight into the trash.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
aka Mrs. Superhero from 2003 thru 2006.- Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
Scrubbing down with a loofah every once in a while is awesome. I made smash burgers for dinner, and every part of my body felt greasy. Scrubbing off the grit and dead skin makes me want to touch myself.- Post a pic that makes you lol
The part about gas station food is on point. It’s either that or eating off the roach coach. Brings back memories of when I was a field engineer.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I live in a small gated community with 88 (Not that exclusive. It was to keep the coyotes out when the neighborhood was first built). The streets are 1/4 mile AT MOST, and some people will still speed around the corners. Also... people who speed through parking lots. I mean WTF.- Guitar Effect Pedalphile Thread
4+ years ago, I got rid of my pedal board and got a Boss ME-80 multi-effects pedal. Most effects are tolerable, but I can't get a good overdrive sound. I'm probably going back on Reverb to buy back my TS-10 or get a JHS Bonsai pedal. [Edit] Holy cow. TS-10 prices are stupid. Someone on Reverb is selling for $250. Guitar Center (lol) is selling one for $450.- Texas -- a failed state
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/newsom-make-announcement-redistricting-after-threatening-end-trumps/story?id=124651447 Fuck the GOP - Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
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