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Superhero

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  1. I like how Mike Gundy is now a measure of time. So is a score just 1/2 of a Mike Gundy? And a Scaramucci is 1/2080 of a Mike Gundy?
  2. I still have about $190K to go, but I'm slow paying it because my rate is 2.5% and that's practically free money now. Crossing my fingers that real estate prices and interest rates won't be crazy when I'm ready to buy a place for my kids.
  3. Also the panic of driving to Blockbuster at 11:47 trying to return the tape in time.
  4. Reminds me of this
  5. Trying to log into my FSA benefits provider, and they are asking me to update to a 15-20 character password. Who da fuq has a 15-20 character password? Raise your hands to be rediculed.
  6. Proof that the sanctions are really working. Oi! You can't pahk there.
  7. If I had to wait 10 minutes, I wouldn't mind standing behind her. Tiny, black, uncircumsized. Somewhere in Africa, a pygmy is intruigued. Really? My daughter has been asking for a pair of these because they're the in thing at her middle school.
  8. Infuriating back and forth between my wife and daughter during dinner… Wife: After dinner I need you to do what you’re supposed to do okay? Daughter: What am I supposed to do? Wife: I already told you. Daughter: I don’t remember, can you just tell me? Wife: No, because I already told you so many times this afternoon. At this point, my son jumps in: Mommy, can you tell her what she’s supposed to do? Wife: No, if you’re not going to remember, I’m not going to tell you again.
  9. I’ve been playing more battle royale than any other mode lately because it’s fun AF. I’ve been fortunate with some teammates who are good to very good. I’ve probably played 10-15 rounds and have won 2x.
  10. EZ. Donuts.
  11. Behind a tree. With a she, or is it he? I will not pee into a hole, I will not pee onto mole. It may turn into a motto, but we should all pee in a bottle.
  12. It’s just gonna get stollen.
  13. Watching the game this morning, and you can clearly hear the students yelling. Give ‘em hell, give ‘em hell, MAKE ‘EM EAT SHIT!
  14. At least Charlie Kirk had a hot wife.
  15. Anyone have a live steam that isn’t on YouTube? I don’t have OTA antenna and Disney is blocking every stream on YouTube.
  16. You sound bitter. Go watch another Twilight movie and see if you feel better afterwards.
  17. From the OG home of the real housewives. Texas!!!
  18. Must’ve someone else. I could stand to lose about 5-10 lbs, but health wise I’m doing okay. The calculations you guys came up with are pre-tax. Like I said earlier, my target is $10-12k/month after taxes. Sounds like a lot; but $1k for tithe, $2k for health insurance, $2k for property tax and home owner’s insurance, $1k for utilities and groceries, $1k for auto. That leaves $3K for eating out, entertainment and vacations. There are probably things we can do without. Right now we’re doing fairly well, but between everything I mentioned above, add in kids’ stuff, we’re still watching our cash flow at the end of each month.
  19. Pulling the pin at 59 when my son finishes HS might work. By then we'll be sitting on ~$8M. It should be enough to last us for 20-30 years assuming we we keep our monthly expenses below $10K. But I also want to drink 18 YO whisky instead of 4 Roses, so working 'til I'm in my early 60s doesn't seem terrible.
  20. I was in the field 10 months and not a scratch. Went into the office and got a paper cut my first day. My request for a lost-time incident was denied.
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