Coin meters? WTF are coins? I don't remember the last time I had coins in my pocket or in my car.
Whatever pennies in my coin jar were used for target practice with my air rifle.
I prefer using an app to pay for a parking spot instead having to pay at a machine and walk back to my car with a ticket. I don't mind the steps, but it's a whole lot easier to add time without having to go back.
I booked an Airbnb for this weekend so my parents, sister’s family and my family can hang out under one roof for a few days.
My parents are visiting from Taiwan. My dad is going on 85 and is still in good shape, but he is slowing down a bit. Not sure if they’re going to keep visiting every year, so it’ll be nice to just hang out with the parents and their grandkids.
Is it a female or male patient? Because I can make an exception for a good looking patient with XX chromosomes.
Also, I may or may not be a doctor. I'm asian, so there're a 33% chance you'll guess right.
Wife called me at work on Friday. She usually texts, so a call means it’s something serious.
Her: OMG. My tire pressure was low so I went to the gas station, and instead of pumping air into the tire, the air all leaked out and my tire is flat now.
Me: I’m in a meeting, can you ask the gas station attendant to help?
Her: I did, and I followed his instructions and that’s why my tire is flat now. I’m afraid to do anything because is I don’t want my tire to get even more flat.
Me: I can go get you, but it’s gonna take me at least 30 minutes to get there. Can you ask someone else?
I don’t hear from her for a few minutes and my daughter texts me.
I got Battlefield 2042 for $3 on Steam a few weeks ago. It's an abomination of the Battlefield series. HOWEVER, the 16 players vs Nazi zombie hordes rush mode is a lot of fun. I wish they didn't have vehicles, because having a mini-gun or 40mm grenade launcher makes things too easy. But most people stay on foot because they like to live dangerously. I also like to live dangerously and set my rifle in single-shot because it's more fun that way.