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    Shit My Kid Says

    Superhero replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz

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    Need some technical help here… I’ve held 150 shares of MMM for way too long and want to sell. In the mean time they spun off their healthcare side and now I have 44 shares of Solventum (SOLV) that I want to dump as well. So for tax purposes, how do I put down the cost basis for those 44 shares?
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    I’d build a ramp on each side and Evel Knievel that gap.
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    Now that Ukraine funding has gone through, do we still need Mike Johnson around?
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    Yeah. That part sucked. But today I’m in a glass is half full mood. One other thing that pleased me was a friendly Uber driver that was actually interesting to talk to.
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    Shit My Kid Says

    Superhero replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz

    EXACTLY. Not anywhere close to 3%. Not even top 5%. But my wife spends money on vacations like we’re in the top 0.5%.
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    Several so far this morning… Getting an Uber 5 minutes from my house at 530. TSA pre-check line. It was 10 deep vs 200+ people in the plebeian line. Girls in short shorts.
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    True. My daughter's friend moved into a house a few neighborhoods over that was $3.8M. Would probably cost $1M in TX.
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    Maybe it’s time to call an electrician. My bidet is in the guest bath right now since there’s a plug there. When I renovate my bathroom later this year, I’ll have the contractor install a plug in the crown room.
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    Why hasn’t Red Bull sponsored this?
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    Shit My Kid Says

    Superhero replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz

    Talking to my wife last night about the home values in our neighborhood. Me: Zillow said the should be between $1.9M - &2.1M. 9 YO on his iPad without missing a beat: Yeah, but what does Redfin say?
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    My next for neighbors listed their house for $1.8M, which I thought was a tad low. I checked Zillow last night and the house was sold for $2M. Crazy.
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    So long fried rice, hello fried chicken! [/Tiger] So many good quotes from the skit.
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    TJ Maxx Home Goods on a Friday night is another target rich environment. Lots of sad divorcees without children. Good place to troll if you’re in slump.
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    Laughing at the dog’s misfortune. What an ass.
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    Maybe he installed Grammarly on his phone?
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    So I take it she didn't pass.
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    Should be on the trivial things that make you surly thread. But the misuse of apostrophes grind my gears.
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    Watching skits by Mikey Day Matt Schatt
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    I would like Tina Fey to be my second wife.
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    Asian women who need a green card, and will leave you after she gets citizenship so she can bring over her real husband and 5 children. [/fact-ish]
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    Based on the entries so far, most of you are old AF. I watched SNL in my early to mid 20s with Will Ferrell, Molly Shannon, Rachel Dratch, Tim Meadows, etc. I got I Need More Cowbell, Colonel Angus, The Continental. Classics in their own right But it seems like the I should have started earlier, except for the fact I wasn't living in the US at the time.
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    My coworker, a sweet bumbling but really smart dude was diagnosed with throat cancer last year. He took some time off for treatment, came back for a few days a week, and took some more time off. I saw him yesterday. He had lost about 20 pounds, lost all his hair, and his face was scabbed up (anyone know why?) Anyway, he told me that he's fighting the battle, but lost the war. I asked him to expound, and he told me the cancer had spread through his lungs and back, any treatment now is just so he can spend more time with his wife, kids and grandkids. The company is planning a "Thank You" retirement party for him in June. I think he'll still be alive at that point, but who knows how long he'll be around.
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    Alrighty... that was creepy and not funny at all. Who wants to see Pedro Pascal as an over-protective Hispanic mom?

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