Superhero
Certifiably Surly
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
When I had a bad fall that knocked me out, ski patrol asked me what day it was, and I gave him a smart ass response: “I’m on vacation, who gives a shit what day it is” Then I was woozy for the next 24 hours. It was not fun and probably why I have seizures now.
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Shit My Kid Says
Getting back from vacation, I told my kids to hand over their school and personal iPads because they’ve had way too much screen time on the plane ride back. Son: Wait. You can’t take my school iPad yet. I have to check my work emails. Yeah, poor example that mom and dad set even though we were supposed to be on vacation.
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the Dotard-Elmo slapfight
https://babylonbee.com/news/judge-determines-trump-will-get-the-nation-on-weekdays-while-musk-gets-every-other-weekend-and-holidays
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
At the beach yesterday and 3 absolutely drop dead gorgeous blondes show up, perfect tans and wearing butt floss. My wife knew exactly I’d be looking and turned to me making sure I didn’t take pics to share with you pervs.
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Dominique's Sweater Tonight
These girls are perfect. They don’t need cheeseburgers.
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the Dotard-Elmo slapfight
Take this to the parking douche baggery thread.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Depends on how wide the line is… anything wider than 3” and my penis stays in only one state.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Potential problem with doing it in space is ending up in the middle of the capsule with nothing to grab within reach. You will be in that position until the fellow astronauts come rescue you.
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Panamanian Banana crisis
……………. Hey Jude
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Wood
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Bidet Meta Threas
The hotel we’re staying at has a bidet. It’s an older model and the water pressure can be better, but still light years better than wiping. One question I posed while taking a dump in Japan last year… does their TP suck because they have great bidets? Or because they have great bidets that their TP doesn’t have to be great? I had the same question as I was on the throne (in Hawaii). Because the TP in the hotel sucks.
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Prove Me Wrong: American Airlines is the worst domestic airline
As much shit as AA deserves, at least they have more leg room than Hawaiian. I’m a little fella a 5’8” and my knees almost touched the seat in front of mine. Don’t know when they decided to add more rows. It wasn’t like this the past few times.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I tried a VR driving game today and nearly threw up. 3 turns into the first lap, my brain started whispering “this is not gonna end well”. I kept driving because I paid money for this torture. Mid way through the last lap, I literally ripped off the goggles and wobbled off the seat. The whole room was spinning like I was beyond drunk The guys working there snickered, but told me about 60% of people have the same reaction.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Yeah I suppose those screen holders are more for phones than iPads. But the fact that he didn’t apologize at all is what pissed me off. Let me see if I can find his glasses and take them with me.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
He asked my if I see his glass which fell under his seat. Maybe I’ll step on them on purpose I get off.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
On a flight to Hawaii. No screens so I prop my iPad on one of those screen holders. Fucker in front of my jerks his seat up and my iPad fell, spilling my drink all over my lap. He just asked if it spilled and didn’t even apologize. Should have poured the rest of my drink over his head.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Kids who insist on climbing up slides even though kids up top are trying to come down. My friend’s boy came down a long slide and hit his face on a girl’s knee. She ran away (not sure if she was hurt) but my friend’s kid lost a permanent tooth and had blood gushing from his mouth. Ruined a perfect dads / sons camp out.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Well… this thread turned dark. Haha? And agree with the smell of decomposing humans. In Taiwan, the funeral homes have “stalls” (think storage units but without doors) for the coffins so family can visit and have vigils. I was there for my grandmother, and could smell decomposing flesh coming from one a few stalls down. It was awful.
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RIP Loretta Swit
What is this? The itty bitty titty committee?
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Bidet Meta Threas
Yes. I will celebrate his life with a whisky, and pour some brown liquid out our friend Toto.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
JK Simmons is 69 years old...
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
One of my favorite movies. Vera Farmiga looked GREAT wearing that tie.
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